Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Beware the Ides of May

On everything, I've nothing to say. On some things, everything.

See, just like Joey Barton* Byron, minus the expensive threads, faraway sightseeing, freak personal issues & twitter poetick skille duh. En plus, that should totally be on a bumper sticker, ten bucks a pack, no COD or personal checks, put it right next to your Frogger 2012 or I brake for eukaryotes.

*dude, your drunken gifting of Fergie Time to City cost me first place thanks to Diego's fucking s-i-l, you fucking fuck go eat a gangrenous corpse

Look over the horizon, man, chuck city's closer every day, but till then, fun with puritans! 'tis exactly like a trip to Chuck E. Cheese only with grease & tabletop Space Invaders [ed. note: always wanted one of those, hint, hint] replaced by the über-straitlaced laced with hallucinatory ergotism.

Who knew they were such naughty minxes.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


I remember seeing them in convert.

Good times.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Where's Preserved Fish and Creature Cheeseman when you need them?

Randal Graves said...

if, to hel with yr divill.

duchess, hanging out with Helpless, Posthumus, Aberycusgentylis, and Flie-fornication, no doubt.

Demeur said...

More -fruit and Faint-not are better than Moon -Unit and Dweezel me thinks.

Jim H. said...

The two most beautiful words in the English language are (in no particular order): Flotilla and Colostomy. Why they aren't useful as children's names is beyond me. True story: before first child, Wisdomie, was born, I suggested to wifey, Wisdoc, the former for a female child and the latter if not. She actually spit coffee at me and nearly went into labor then and there. Good times.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, I can neither confirm nor deny, but if you're gonna start Zappa-ynge, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

jim, prettier than Argosy or Endoscopy? No wonder your better half spit coffee at you, heathen.

Beach Bum said...

Who knew they were such naughty minxes.

I miss all the good parties.

Randal Graves said...

Get thee hence to ringing Doc Brown. And don't forget your breeches.