Saturday, May 19, 2012

This is what it feels like, when doves take a vacation day

Thanks to a comrade-in-armed-conflict, I will get to sit on my ass watching footie & consuming pizza rolls for the day [ed. note: can it, Columbus, or I'll live blog] which, to be sure, isn't as swanktacular as a chance at low-interruption creation & immersing within a painted apocalypse, but I've low no ambition beyond the occasional piece of occasionally not-sucky verse, a failure in progress; pretending to re-learn what little guitar I once pretended to learn; mock turtle penance for a multitude of sins; & moderately pleasant diversions before the inevitable myocardial infarction turns me into the material component for necromantic spellwork, verbal & somatic sold separately.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I hope there'll be an update for each pizza roll...

Life As I Know It Now said...

"pretending to re-learn what little guitar I once pretended to learn"

hey, I'm right there with you!

I am going to buy me an acoustic AMERICAN made guitar, which means it will probably have to be a collectible or antique piece and will cost a small fortune, and then learn all over again one of these days soon dammit!!!

BDR said...

So they *are* showing tonight's United - Toronto game on TV in Cleveland? Good on you.

Beach Bum said...

Live blogging on the family computer, instead of my laptop, can be dangerous for me. The family computer has a built in webcam and Skype which activates automatically.

I will say no more on the subject.

Demeur said...

Better be quick about it before the fingers turn arthritic and you start to look like Keith Richards.

Laura said...

I've got a song you can learn. It's called "Bobby Singer's dead!"
Dead! Dead! Dead!

Enjoy your footie! ;)


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Chelsea win against Bayern Munich on penalties , he guestblogged.

susan said...

I've heard that a lifetime diet of pizza rolls adds a little piquancy to soylent green.

Randal Graves said...

if, sick again.

life, we can form a really crappy internets band, you jingoist, you.

BDR, how the fuck did that fucking team win *again*? Then there's Fucksea.

BB, that's easily solved by sporting a Nixon mask.

demeur, no worries, I'm still young & beautiful.

laura, no one permanently dies on that show, he'll be back, muahahahaha, etc.

susan, I'm just doing it it for The Kids.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Here's something you might want to take a look at when you and the Duchess score big at the Space Casino, R.G.

(Although I have to wonder why anyone would go to a casino that doesn't offer you free booze in exchange for taking your money.)

S.W. Anderson said...

Perfect accompaniment for your pizza rolls here, Randal.

Think of it as ewww². ;)

Demeur said...

Do I really want to look SW?

Never mind I looked. You're right.

Jim H. said...