Tuesday, May 8, 2012

It's raining, it's pouring, the slacker's snoring

This semester's scheduling, as convoluted as the reasoning behind the Clowns drafting Chris Weinke, Jr. as the next last Winner of the Future, has kept yours truly out of the Towering Slab on Tuesdays, & though the ruby of an extra St. Drogo skull session this week has me giddy as strychnine in the bloodstream of a mortal enemy, & because I plan on spending the rest of the day conjuring the most bestest Wotan installment ever since everyone's favorite troo kvltist tiptoed through the electrons probably my most bestest post ever thus spake volumes, & because I fear a toxic avenging underground revenge scenario from a certain hazmat master, here, at last, is some tuneage. 



Less than a week till the Space Casino, feel the taser sunlight on your face!

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Slacker?

Look at you, with six posts in May already! You're putting me to shame.

Have you no decency?
~

Randal Graves said...

I think you've mistaken me for a thought-provoking blog. I could write this thing drunk, and have, 18% of the time.

Demeur said...

Ah shucks Randal I didn't know you cared.

I'll skip the comatose musical interlude. Did enough of that in college to last two lifetimes. Mad dog Boones Farm and smoke wasn't that cheap back then ya know.

Randal Graves said...

I care about riffing, and I assume that you are referring to illegal substances, I watched the egg frying in the pan, so keep your criminality to yourself.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Remind me to grab you a Space Casino Hoodie to wear to your swanky concert date this summer.

okjimm said...

only //18% of the time. //

pffft... you are a slacker

Randal Graves said...

duchess, it's patently unfair that such sartorial goodness can't be worn inside the Space Casino.

okjimm, I *do* spend the other 82% either spaced out or sleeping.

Tom Harper said...

Finally Cleveland is getting a Space Casino. What were you guys waiting for?

susan said...

Are there really people in Cleveland rich enough to gamble or are the punters being flown in from Betelgeuse?

Beach Bum said...

Didn't they film the Avengers in Cleveland?

Maybe the casino could host a fight scene between Iron Man and Captain America in the next movie.

S.W. Anderson said...

Re: the impending casino. Keep in mind that space is a vacuum. Vacuums suck stuff up. Money is stuff. Go to the space casino and you had better be prepared to have your money sucked up.

Randal Graves said...

susan, Aldebaran, more likely, but since the Zeta Reticulans are coming soon, it's all kind of moot in a fin-de-siècle kind of way.

BB, I'm thinking the city fathers are hoping that the next Bond flick gets filmed here. We are pretty exotic after all, with our dozens of beer joints.

SWA, exactly. I mean, who hasn't seen Spaceballs?