Thursday, May 17, 2012

Whirling dervish vs. the five deadly venoms

Oh, go fly a kite.

My Snoopy Dance is dope or fly or gnarly or some other slang term.


I fucking hate that fucking thing.

Water, the Saddam of the biosphere.

Early lawyer catches the hangover.

On this blog.

This isn't --

going to --

go well.


This might have set the height record.

This less so.

I choose to believe they weren't laughing.

I totally trespassed on your grass, The Man.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


No picture of the booze and the drugs?

Well I'm sure you two had a high time, anways.


Tom Harper said...

No whirling dervish would ever stand a chance against the Five Deadly Venoms.

Life As I Know It Now said...

I saw a dog flying a kite in the park the other day! The little kid with the dog orchestrated the whole thing of course but still a dog was flying a kite!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Maybe that little kid could help R.G.?

Randal Graves said...

if, the worst one can do in the graveyard is stumble over a corpse. I'm not *that* good a swimmer.

And the Boz ain't no kid no more.

tom, if they were armed with our incredibly spinning kite, they would. Almost got decapitated thrice.

life, call Guinness! No, the beer guys.

susan said...

I liked it when we got badly translated instructions on our Chinese made toys:
Rapidly delaying stretchly contends with sunleight, dry climate and cold wind.

Jim H. said...

Cord burn.

Here's why you couldn't get it up (smirk): You see that wire in Pic 8? You need to elevate your Ja-Ru over it, then let it down on top of the wire, then hold on tight.

Beach Bum said...

Corporate Cleveland's best Dance Crew?

What does capitalistic dancers dance to?

S.W. Anderson said...

Does Clevelandistan's best corporate dance crew do the You Lose Limbo? The Screw You Samba? The Pay Freeze Polka? The Go Away Gavotte (for layoffees)?

Randal Graves said...

susan, precisely why a hazmat suit is always in order.

jim, you act as if we didn't get this dozens of feet in the air, not showing the evidence for reasons of national security.

BB, happy hour.

SWA, you forgot the Misery Minuet and the Overtime Tarantella.

Laura said...

Is that a giant stamp on your lawn or.. are you just happy to see me.

Okay.. that didn't make any sense, I'm leaving.


Laura said...

P.S. Excited about the Supernatural finale tonight????

I'm hoping they DESTROY Bobby once and for all! Muwhahahahahahaha!

And that horrible Dick Roman. Uggh.


Demeur said...

Sorry the hazmat suit won't help you. Most are made of paper. Thought the oracle of Cleavlandistan knew that.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Next time, Delta Force!

Randal Graves said...

laura, that is indeed a giant stamp. Modern art is so edgy it gives me the vapors.

You didn't hear about the Bobby Singer Spin-Off Hour?

demeur, but the really expensive paper.

duchess, we should see if we can get our hands on a drone. I'm sure the city's bought at least a couple. With grenade launchers.