Friday, June 1, 2012

The abyss also gazes into you

Face-eating Floridian zombies,
sartorial Seattle shoot-em-uppers,

necrophiliac Canuck porn actors on the run from Interpol,

Oh, cosmos, so tricksy.
Necrophiliac Politician, the best grindcore* band you've never heard of.

The apocalypse, it ain't coming, you've been soaking in it since day one.
Pass the popcorn, hold the delicious yellow chemical sludge.

Ain't feeling wordy sans offline, & that ain't for you.
This counts as 54% of a post, 38% of an MFA poem.

*example of an oxymoron


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No lyric re: "Might as well just stay in Ohio"?

Life As I Know It Now said...

Where are the pictures of Cleveland? :)

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Who would have thought that Cannibal Bloodeater would be a relevant band name?

Randal Graves said...

if, but that's understood. Where else can one find such cheap and abundant meth?

life, it got devoured by the Old Ones. Sorry.

duchess, exactly. Like, I'm relaxed about a lot of stuff, but not my metal. I take that very seriously.

susan said...

So are we still waiting for Wotan or was that him I heard just now kicking in the kitchen door?

Jim H. said...

And what's more, it turns out our galaxy is on a collision course with another. In 4 billion years, we're all going to be wiped out. Oh my! It just gets worse.

Randal Graves said...

susan, bah, I'm so tired of that slack bastard.

jim, I just hope interstellar snowball earth happens instead of death by red giantism. I like winter.

Demeur said...

Who you callin a moron?

Just wait till the Cuyahoga river comes alive with zombie sludge monsters.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

In America you gaze into abyss, In Norway, abyss gazes into you!

Laura said...

Sounds like a job for Sam and Dean!
I'll take Dean, thankyouverymuch!


P.S. Hold the Bobby.

Tom Harper said...

Necrophiliac Politician -- I remember them. They were the opening act for Cannibal Corpse.

Beach Bum said...

I'm a Southerner which means I am heavily armed with plenty of ammo with enough cans of beany weenies to feed an army.

Bring on the zombies! They can't be any worse than my in-laws.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, it's moran, and I'm not worried as I'm sure the city bought some swank armament with their DHS cash.

duchess, Norway? WHERE IS YOUR CRED?

laura, they got canned. All Bobby's astral projection, all the time.

tom, add Autopsy, reform Repulsion, and we've got quite a bill for The Kids.

BB, people mock the South, but when fans are struck with fecal matter, you guys will be ahead of the game, though with all those beans n' weenies, you might want to clean off a few of those fans.