Saturday, June 16, 2012

State of the union

Read into this whatever you wi -- SOMEONE CALL THE MARINES*

*fuck, fatso forgotso they're assaulting our amphibians this SHW**

**Sammy Hagar Weekend, not to be confused with FW***

***Fenriz Weekend


Beach Bum said...

We are doomed if corporate giant Starbucks can't afford enough memory to run their obnoxious LED banner.

Randal Graves said...

To be fair to Starbucks and their awful coffee*, I should have made this clear that this is a city banner announcing shows at Playhouse Square and so forth. Apologies to you, hawker of overpriced swill.

*don't waste your time convincing me otherwise, SWA. I'm on to you!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I agree with R.G.

No fan of burnt coffee. If I can't make my own, I'll go with McDonalds instead.

Demeur said...

Does this mean the city has developed Alzheimer's?

As for the coffee it was Howard Shults' plan to take over the world. But I'm with IF. I can burn my own coffee thank you very much and don't need to pay $5 a cup either.

okjimm said...

McDonald's coffee makes you sterile. And if you spill it on your lap...your genitals blister. Man-0-man Who needs swollen sterile gonads?

Whoza Sammy Hager?

susan said...

In the background I see a prime example of the architectural law that states every parking garage must be designed by Stalin. Call the Marines.

Prunella Vulgaris said...


Prunella Vulgaris said...

Obviously you can't keep us safe from Nazi Flying Saucers and Lizard People.

Randal Graves said...

if, as far as chains go, McDoo's isn't too bad, unless the reason it's tasty is that's where they put the pink slime well played Ronald.

demeur, who are you? Why is Admiral Stockdale here?

okjimm, sterile? NOW you tell me. I coulda been drunk in a European ditch all this time instead of responsible pop.

susan, really? You're going to go there, reminding us of our brutalist heritage? That's low.

duchess, this rugged individualist will be safe in his orbiting palace of doom, muahahahahaha, etc.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Safe, R.G.?

Trve Kvlt!