Monday, June 11, 2012

Semper fudge





















I'd love to (not really) pen a few-thousand-word screed on this nothing's shocking smooth criminal agitprop but 1)I'm on staycation & 2)I've got to download and print my very own Harrier and follow the simple instructions to start my Marine Air Squadron for my triumphant return to the Towering Slab.

Ya'll gettin' some troo kvlt shock & awe, motherfuckers.

14 comments:

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Ye Olde Wheelie Bus was rerouted because the helicopters are still parked in Public Square. It's already bad enough having the damn fighter planes flying over every Labor Day weekend, now this!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

♫ From the Halls of Montezuma's Revenge, to the Shores of the Cuyahoga River
~

Jim H. said...

"Hello, sailor," she simpered.
"Fudge, lady. We ain't sailors, we're Marines."

Demeur said...

So it's time to set up the cannons on lake Erie to fend off those pesky Canadian tourists again is it?

Tom Harper said...

I hope you Clevelandistaners have plenty of flowers, candy and ice cream with which to greet your liberators when they come a-calling.

susan said...

Damn, I thought you finally got a 3-D printer so you could build a real Harrier.. or at least a drone. I hear all the cool kids are getting them.

Beach Bum said...

Got to love the Marines, they put up with worse shit than the army but have to live like sailors.

Something they never show in the recruiting commericals.

Randal Graves said...

duchess, choppers? No Harriers? Candyass pansy girlymen.

if, we still have the free stamp. Nyah nyah nyah.

jim's here all week folks, enjoy the veal.

demeur, that solitary 19th century one was deemed not enough to hold off the flanneled moose hordes.

tom, at least we won't be under the yoke of Lake County any longer.

susan, what's a drone?

BB, what if they don't like fishing?

Freida Bee said...

"Where to go and how to experience two centuries of military tradition" sounds like a party and a half coming in just under being pantsed on a snipe hunt in the Amazon.

Life As I Know It Now said...

Have an awesome staycation dude! :)

Laura said...

At least it's a "friendly visit". And if I see any cannon's pointed in my direction, my PMS'ing self will take the snow tires off the tank and drive it through Lake Erie (that's right.. I said drive it).. and blow you up good! ;P

((Hugs))
Laura

Jim H. said...

EURO 2012!!!

Don't forget to tip your servers.

Randal Graves said...

FB, I hope replacement trousers qualify for super saver shipping. Piranha spray ain't cheap.

life, no patrons = win, though I do miss commiserating over the elixir of St. Drogo.

laura, dude, the Lake Erie Monster will devour you Cthulhuian before you even reach the southern tip of Pelee.

jim, dammit man, Polska should have won that game, but kudos to both teams because they, gasp, *actually tried to win.*
Fuck England.

Lisa Golden said...

Listen, you said there would be fudge. What gives?