Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Flibbertigibbet's thingamajig of prestidigitarianism*



Chicks, man.

*Almost one more case of the title outswanking the contents, but Uncle Acid fucking rules enough to temporarily halt the devilish effects of summer, the unspoken CHORTLE, & the holy fuck I'm so fucking bored with this.

Roll d6 for rumor control:
1. Wotan's bolt killed waiters dead.
2. Sacred cow scoffing exhausted in a ditch.
3. Olly olly oxen markets up 545%. 
4. All this food talk makes one hungry too late.
5. Is off campaigning for Cthulhu.
6. Found a scroll with Rip Van Winkle's Improved Sleep.

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"Before, people around here wouldn’t even tolerate being in the same room as us."

That's the kind of band I can respect.
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Demeur said...

You won't fool me again Graves. The ear ringing hasn't stopped yet. I understand they have a pill for that but the side effects are blahhh!

Randal Graves said...

if, add in a healthy dose of Hammer worship, how can one not love them?

demeur, your tolerance is quite low. Try some iocane powder.

Lisa Golden said...

Oh my. I forgot to pause the Miss Marple I was listening to when I clicked play for Uncle Acid.

The overlay of one upon the other was interesting in a synapse snapping way.

Beach Bum said...

5. Is off campaigning for Cthulhu.

Just what is his position on taxing the rich?

susan said...

The first instruction on that scroll must involve listening to political rhetoric.

Life As I Know It Now said...

Holy cow man!

Randal Graves said...

lisa, I bet they could do a Miss Marple concept record, only extra spookified.

BB, duh. 'course, that's our mercyful fate, too.

susan, screw that then, I'm going dungeoncrawling.

life, I'm no Hindu!

Life As I Know It Now said...

no Kama Sutra for you then fool! :)

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