I know you're all frothing at the ears about my annual yay! rock! list, but until I post it tomorrow or Wednesday or Friday or never, Clevelandia, again:
A little cold ain't gonna stop darkthroning.
Clevelandia, the Spinal Tap of American burgs.
Sweet merciful crap, hippie shlock is everywhere.
It's a building, nothing more, deviants.
You'll get your Christmas lights soon, demanding dogs.
Surprisingly not affiliated with the Space Casino.
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Candlepower is too low for proper hypnosis.
Rats still included at no cost.