Monday, December 12, 2011

Dancing with myself, figuratively, because no way in hell I'm dancing in public & certainly not in front of people who would then have blackmail material

I know you're all frothing at the ears about my annual yay! rock! list, but until I post it tomorrow or Wednesday or Friday or never, Clevelandia, again:

Faux arty.

A little cold ain't gonna stop darkthroning.

Clevelandia, the Spinal Tap of American burgs.

Sweet merciful crap, hippie shlock is everywhere.

It's a building, nothing more, deviants.

You'll get your Christmas lights soon, demanding dogs.

Surprisingly not affiliated with the Space Casino.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Candlepower is too low for proper hypnosis.

Rats still included at no cost.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Whatever, Billy.

Qyt yur idol'ng, and get back to werk.

Anonymous said...

Generation Chi?

Beach Bum said...

Yeah, that dancing in public thing was a really bad idea for me. Cell phones with a video recording function is one thing but when a bunch of my wife's former office rats from the freaking early 1990's remember my lame attempt at dancing at one of their weddings that is a whole other world full of embarrassing crap.

Jim H. said...

It goes to 11.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I know what you did last weekend.

Still, looks like it was a nice family reunion.



S.W. Anderson said...

Methinks Bohn Tower is asking for trouble. As in: "Ya think so? Well, let's see how fast we can put that eye out."

Demeur said...

Rats? Forget the rats have you seen the latest republican environmental standards? It'll put me out of work I tell you. Oh that's right it already did. And if they have their way you'll be replaced by a ten year old.

Randal Graves said...

if, I'm slacking at home today, it's in that thing that's just a piece of paper.

karl of the österreich, I dropped my karma on my chi years ago.

BB, 'tis better to drink oneself into a stupor.

jim, England has Stonehenge, we have a free stamp.

tengrain, cousin Lothar knows how to throw a shindig.

SWA, about 30 feet down from that there was a miniature booth about 15 feet high jutting out from the tower, holding a rent-a-cop, which struck us as odd because isn't it cheaper to run a panopticon with cameras alone?

demeur, sounds like someone hasn't adapted to the new economy. Have you thought about education, the cure to all ills once you pay off *that* debt and it's not like that will take 20 years to pay off, only 18 or 19.

zencomix said...

Safe complaining, 'cause everything's rotten
Go insanin', and ain't a thing forgotten
Feelin' cozy...

Dr. Zaius said...

I think that I have seen these same pictures on my 3D Viewaster.

susan said...

What's that heat transfer guy doing in front of the Cleveland welcome center?

Randal Graves said...

zen, I just realized that I unwittingly ended the string of Toxic Twins references.

dr. z, you better ask for your money back, we're not as exciting as a Scooby Doo Adventure.

susan, ancient Callahooga secret.

Lisa Golden said...

If I can't assume phallic symbols, then life is pointless.