Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The ghostest with the leastest

Feel like one, but fleshy, more so after holiday stuffing; then I'll be a real boy turkey, till then I can't remember what it's like to be here in lieu of this here-but-not, no, 'tis no socioeconomic chord progression for I loathe riffing on that almost as much as the sham that is throwing your vote away by voting but not as much as that third thing, facepunch facepunch twelve months of facepunch, now pardonnez-moi, I've zoning out to attend to with gusto, skip-to-my-louing synaptic pathways of troo kvlt kvng fv darkthroning, conversations with myself, & entering into a satanic pact to double my allotment of post construction time from 30 to 60 seconds for the annual yay! albums! gig.

Aim high.


Laura said...

Oh my gawd! All of those face punches gave me a headache! :P


thatgirl said...

So THAT'S HOW YOU REALLY FEEL working that shift at the desk with the Duchess. I'm going to go cry as hard as when our compadre extolled the sonic virtues of a certain Soundgarden frontman's solo output.

And the chord progression in the middle of that song is pure swank, just sayin'.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

60 seconds!!!??!

You decadent cad!

Randal Graves said...

laura, next time, don't put yourself in the path of the fist. Silly Canuck.


So, darkthroning tomorrow?

It may be pure swank, but it's no music literati-approved sacred cow circa 1964-1980.

if, this guy has got nothin' on me.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


Are you claiming that you are your own couch, R.G.?

Anonymous said...

Why is Ronald McDonald looking like a college sophomore acid casualty?

Laura said...

Silly Canuck?!
That's IT!!!!
As soon as the snow tires are on "The Tank" you're going down.. bucko!


Laura said...

To China Town....

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

There is no way I'm clicking on that thing.

OK, I clicked it. But where's the toe-tapping chorus and the hook?



MRMacrum said...

Alice doesn't live anywhere anymore.... or anywhere recently. Her constant attempts to rise from the dead only tells us, once you're dead, maybe you should stay that way. But then Christmas's of the past tense kind resurrect old wounds and no new music.

Bah Freakin Humbug. ;)

Demeur said...

My god there were actually harmonic cords in that little ditty. Gee now I don't have to seek auditory medical attention. Have my auditory Dr. on speed dial when coming here.

Beach Bum said...

Totally Cool!

Got to run, there is a good Big Bang episode on with Penny outside her apartment in skimpy PJ's.

susan said...

I remembered one that has face punching and politics and is definitely not a 'literati-approved sacred cow circa 1964-1980'.

S.W. Anderson said...

Politics sucks, especially now. But consider the alternative, as in Beirut during the '80's and post-invasion Baghdad. No politics, just murder and carnage.

Think of it this way. Music appreciation suffers in that environment, whether Edge of Sanity or Ellington, Mayhem or Montovani.

Better you should vote early and often, giving Republicans some voter fraud that wasn't their idea.

Randal Graves said...

if, I'm a dime-store paradox, man.

karl of the österreich, that needs to be made into an afterschool special. On acid.

laura, someone's been watching Canadian Bacon backwards!

tengrain, do you enjoy anything over 27 dB?

mrmacrum, when there's no more room on the interwebs, the dead shall walk the earth.

demeur, all the stuff I post has harmony, you damn hippie.

BB, you obscure TV references are lost on me, young man.

susan, what is it with you Canadians and violence?

SWA, expansion of the police state, even more overseas drone warfare than under Chimpy, the usual purse string pullers occupying both parties councils and ears, and hell, Sebelius yesterday.

C'mon dude, you're a smart guy. It's intellectually dishonest to equate not voting for dums to the birth of iron curtain-style outcomes under the goopers.

Both parties care not one iota about the unwashed masses.

S.W. Anderson said...

I was referring to the alternative to politics, not the alternative to voting for Dems. As for voting in GOP hegemony again, the Soviet model isn't likely. What you can expect is eventual plutocracy and neofeudalism, not unlike the dominant situation throughout Latin America for so long.

Randal Graves said...

You'll get that or something like it eventually no matter which party is in charge, though. The goopers scream like supervillains, the dems wring their hands and hang their heads as they eventually go along because they're on the same page. It's a beautiful sleight-of-hand.

I just don't believe there *is* an alternative because I have zero faith in homo sapiens.