It's been a long time since we rock & rolled
it's been a long time since we did the stroll
Shadows taller than our soul.
Clevelandia's whistling Christmas spirit out of our assholes.
This building isn't.
Neither is, shockingly, the water department.
Exhibit A: drinking in the graveyard.
This has been another episode of Peonage Stereotype Theatre.
♪ I'm the walking bear, I can see all the world ♫
This is the least Satanic cemetery I've ever been affiliated with.
No exceptions, this means you.
This makes me sad, & I ain't being facetious.
O, squirrel, St. Francis is sorry he haveth no peanuts!
I'm so low, I could cry.
Moss is overdue for a new album.
I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'.
Season of wither.
Hyperborean ice snakes are always a danger.
Take that, gravity.
God bless those pagans.