One man's donation to the perpetual record sale machine is another man's bwa.
AFTERNOON UPDATE: HOLY FUCK CENTRAL CASTING IVORY TOWER MARXIST PROFS NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT MILES AND ALTO SAX SHUT THE FUCK UP
Saturday, December 3, 2011
No More Mr. Nice Guy
One man's donation to the perpetual record sale machine is another man's bwa.
AFTERNOON UPDATE: HOLY FUCK CENTRAL CASTING IVORY TOWER MARXIST PROFS NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT MILES AND ALTO SAX SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Oh God my eyes!
I think Pat Boone could well be the antichrist.
Graves, you swine!
I'm sure that all of Pat Boone's Christmases were white.
Regards,
Tengrain
Pat Boone, he loled.
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BB, the Boone Who Saved Christmas. No, the other Boone, though I suppose either would make one feel hungover.
tengrain, you're the grand wizard of comedy.
if, there's a commercial demand for his take on the black metal classics, I'm sure.
He's not still alive, is he?
It might be a collectors item now, pick it up man! :P
((Hugs))
Laura
BWA? Is that like NWA with more treble?
Yes, there's definitely a surging demand for a Pat Boone Black Metal CD.
laura, and do what with it, sell it for a penny?
zencomix, as long as there's no alto sax.
tom, alto sax sold separately.
Jesus H. Cthulhu old cracker profs need to visit a gulag.
Don't be dissing my token Christian hero now. Pat kicked ass in "State Fair". Elvis without the X-rated hips.
Was he the one with the blue suede shoes or the pink carnation? I always get them mixed up.
I'm sure you could get a pretty penny for it over there in Shaker Heights. Just be sure to wear your white sport coat when selling it. Oops forgot you only wear black. That will present a problem.
Now that we've got that squared away, how about an Anita Bryant chaser?
Bwa-ha-ha.
Personally, I always preferred Debby. 'Course when she sings 'You light up my life' she's not talking about using a blowtorch or laser guide for incoming guided missiles or some shit.
But if it's Pat you want, then it's Pat you got.
mrmacrum, crappy movies don't count in the cool ledger, though to his credit, I believe the ABA's Oakland team won a title when he was owner.
susan, I believe it was a suede Cadillac.
demeur, I think I own one grey t-shirt, will that suffice?
SWA, what is wrong with you?
jim, of course she wasn't, she was crooning about unrestricted drone warfare.
I still want that 'Pat sings black metal' LP.
It's no The Bitches Brew for sure.
And Miles played the trumpet.
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