Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Studio 54

Ours isn't velvet. Cheapskates.*

*yes, for whatever inscrutable reason, the Towering Slab does now indeed sport one of these, which I'm sure won't be abused, via clever assessment of seating arrangements, by certain colleagues averse to pitching in. Cocaine not included.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There's a disco in the library?

I hope you kept your John Travolta suit from back in the day.

Prunella Vulgaris said...


Randal Graves said...

if, we're a full service book depository. Learn, love, dance, dry heave in the corner.


Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

XLR8ing indeed! And fun too!

How about queue cards for preferential treatment?

MRMacrum said...

Is this where you came up with your internet name?

Lisa Golden said...

Is yours faux leather?

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The velvet rope leaves no ropey marks when you have sexytime play. But I'm Only Guessing.



Jim H. said...

It's there to keep the asbestos out.

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österrich, I cannot sprechen das code, ja.

I'd prefer to treat no one, but then they'd close up shop & then I'd be hiking to McDonald's for work.

mrmacrum, the movie came first, but animated Randal is a little bit less of douchebag. Sort of. Maybe.

lisa, sexiest library on the north coast!

tengrain, I don't know how they do learning in Californistan, but here in the Midwest, [censored].

jim, nothing can keep the asbestos out.

Laura said...

I'm sure that it would be good for strangling somebody with as well.


Demeur said...

Oh boo hoo you have me backed into an esoteric corner. Guess I'm just too main stream to be here today. Hey wait a minute didn't I see those ropes at Hollywood Video before they went bust?

okjimm said...

no cocaine...? pffftt...Obama-care includes free cocaine.... Newt told me so. with a side of food stamps.

Tom Harper said...

"Cocaine not included" -- forget it then.

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susan said...

Now I have an urge to watch 'Clerks' again since I need an antidote for my hasty choice of 'Mulholland Drive' the other day. What's the difference between David Lynch and Quentin Tarantino? Tarantino knows his movies are crap.

Randal Graves said...

laura, stop promoting violence.

demeur, what's so esoteric about this post?

okjimm, just say maybe.

tom, we've got crack.

susan, you just better not bag on Twin Peaks.