Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Have your cake and choke on it, too

'tis her birthing day, start gifting, nothing from Ronco, thanks, but some reading comprehension for uploaders might be nice.

Stupid un-troo 80s hats, a shield wall against listening, though with Reflective Powers comes Spidey sense. Example: post-Tanya's the better material. Sorry kids, & better late than never, thanks, homie.

Issue number six: now available, the old leather comfort (& excuse, & crutch) of routine, now with a dash of oregano those pesky morals! Rumors of a purple lotus ring have been greatly exaggerated. Supplies are unlimited!

Normally, this is where I'd place the navel lint, but today's batch looks suspiciously like the last batch, all frazzled & silent screaming like a vine strangled charcoal.

At least the local sports teams still suck. Wait.

You win again, gravity!


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You win again, gravity!

No kidding.

Randal Graves said...

The Black Hole is edwoodian brilliance. When Schell becomes Mr. Roboto? Pure. West. Plus, Borgnine!

Demeur said...

Darn you Lucy! Like Charlie Brown I fell for it again. When will I ever learn not to hit the play button here?

Randal Graves said...

Jeez, gramps, Bach might be too loud for thy ears.

Laura said...

I don't understand.
Is it somebody's birthday or something???

I've got pms. I might just get the tank out for fun. :)


Tom Harper said...

I couldn't find the navel lint because of my stupid '80s hat.

susan said...

Hey, the Indians are only 10.5 games back. There's lots of time.

Beach Bum said...

Navel lint?

One of my greatest sins, as far as my wife is concerned, are the weekends I ponder the fate of the universe and the origin of the fuzzy stuff while I drink Coronas and eat chips and salsa.

Such is my exciting life in suburbia.

Demeur said...

Hey at least Bach knew something about harmony. Hendrix is about as far as I go. Now go snap your whips.

Randal Graves said...

laura, certainly. Go buy, now.

tom, I wonder if any prehistoric emo kid ever made a hat out of navel lint.

susan, third worst run differential in the majors, so best keep your cash in your pocket.

BB, philosophy is no sin save reading some, overwrought purple bastards.

demeur, you're a lost cause. Go listen to something gentle and inoffensively Muzak, like the Beatles.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

I hope this gets some purgatorial points off on my part for being the Worst Person Ever.

Randal Graves said...

If it were up to me, of course, but I'm going to have clear it with the Big Viking in Asgard.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

No way I'm clicking that thing.



Demeur said...

Muzak went bankrupt. The Beatles are long gone and see even Tengrain has some sense.

Randal Graves said...

Bunch of new wave cowards.

S.W. Anderson said...

I'm sure I once caught this group on something called Off-key Amateur Hour, channel 470-something, shortly after we first got cable. I thought the singer was lip-syncing to a warped record, but decided it was part of their schtick.

Life As I Know It Now said...

ooh, gravity wins again! imagine that! here is something to tickle your taste buds with: http://youtu.be/9CAcNPYfUns

that's what you paid for!

Randal Graves said...

SWA, you recoiled in abject horror when you first heard Rock Around the Clock, didn't you.

life, I don't like Limburger cheese, dammit!

S.W. Anderson said...

No, Randal, I thought Rock Around the Clock was catchy and cool, just like 99 percent of my contemporaries. Same thing for Why Do Fools Fall in Love? Hound Dog; Bye, Bye Love; La Bamba and so many more. ;)