Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Tyre! Tyre! burning bright in the suburbs of the night

The piece of shit can't actually traverse Routes 66, 666, or n.

A nail, nay, a screw, lay deep inside the rubber.

Lest ye thinketh this post is très sexy, 'twas only the catalyst for dropping off the wizard jeep, trudging with the SBH back chez Randal, waiting for five lousy minutes for the workingman to herald a fresh, shiny finish at least I got the dishes done, & trudging back, the damn sun out the whole time I hate getting all sweaty & grimy but verily, a necessitie in shewing evasion to both this shambler from beyond the stars


















& the interwebs which saveth me from being the 14,346,193rd comment on [insert Issue of the Hour here] because if I can't convince you to spend valuable time listening to Emperor, what chance do I have with anything unimportant?

Go forth & multiply slack.

22 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I speed my way between Berkeley Springs W.V. and Columbus, Ohio to this album (334.2 miles, thanks for axing!).
~

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

The Collected Works of B.F.G. Blake, edited by Cooper Michelin, is one of the finest published collections of road poetry we have today. It has been said that Michael Mann intends to make a movie inspired by Blake's paean to the Prince of Potholes.

Demeur said...

Humm? Is it vaginal, mushroomery, or the leftovers of the latest Batman movie? Inquiring minds want to know.

Randal Graves said...

if, In Rock's their bestest with the mostest, but this is still a mofo.

karl of the österreich, aw shit, one more tome that's gonna be hacked into bits for stump speeches. Cruel world, why must thou pain my breast?

I thought it looked like alien claws, myself, Dr. Freud.

S.W. Anderson said...

A walk in the sun makes you sweaty, grimy and out of sorts? Come on. What are you going to do when gas is $10/gallon?

Prunella Vulgaris said...

hey, at least you didn't get a flat in the hood on the way home from a show, Metal Dad.

Soon it'll rain again and you can tiptoe through the fungi again like a good gentle hippie.

Randal Graves said...

SWA, same thing I do now, complain. Duh.

duchess, oh berserker rage would have easily scared off any Saturday Night Specials.

I miss troo kvlt shrooms. Sniff.

susan said...

Why is it car repair services are never on the wheelie bus route?

Beach Bum said...

I remember a time when AAA was great for flat tires and dead batteries. Of course that was before cell phones when you had to walk a couple of miles to the nearest payphone.

Now we have nifty space age cell phones Buck Rogers with curl his toes in glee for but now AAA wants your credit card number first thing even with a first class membership.

Randal Graves said...

susan, 'tis, actually, but a little walking never killed more than 3.5% of the populace.

BB, oh yeah, the last time I used AAA years ago, it was gimme your credit card number, blood type, mother's maiden name, birthstone, astrological sign, thumbprint. Um, just come fix my fucking car.

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