Friday, August 3, 2012

Postcards from the edge of hell

15 comments:

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

You say pyrite, I say Peryite.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Peryite

Randal Graves said...

You say Peryite, I say Peryton.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

IF YOU HATE CLEVELAND SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MOVE?

Randal Graves said...

SUCH NEGATIVITY DOESN'T HELP DOWNTOWN REVITALIZATION.

Beach Bum said...

Damn, and I thought Twitter was lame.

Demeur said...

You may be on to something. A replacement for a letter from camp.

No mon
No fun
No sun

Your son

To which father replies:
So sad
Too bad
Your dad

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You say Peryton, someone's gonna say Peyton (sniff).

"I've been a Clot my whole life..."
~

S.W. Anderson said...

Cool postcard, with cleverly modified prefab message snippets and not-so-subtle phallic symbol visual motif.

I especially like the way Clevelandistan looks so neat, clean and tidy. No traffic snarls, no smoke-belching trucks and buses, no herds of pedestrians risking life and limb, no menacing teenage ne'er-do-wells on skateboards, no derelicts passed out on the neatly trimmed grass.

Did you order this through Reader's Digest, or something?

susan said...

I bet Carol's mom was surprised when she got this one. Drunk in the cemetery again?

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Randal Graves said...

BB, short and not-so-sweet existed even during wartime. Though if we had had the Space Casino, we would have defeated Japan in 1942 instead of 1945.

SOMEONE'S NOT THINKING OF THE CHILDREN.

if, Eli's coming, you better hide your punt returner.

SWA, JAYWALKING KILLS, I can't believe you forgot to mention that won't someone think of the casino-goer?

I'm guessing the Duchess came across this in going through ye olde crapp in archives.

susan, at least she can be glad her offspring wasn't damoclesed.

Demeur said...

Hey that last comment was from an Al Qaeda spammer hawking the latest in bomb hiding clothing. What's with that?

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You don't send me flowers anymore.

Regards,

Tengrain

Tom Harper said...

Well, be grateful you weren't Damoclesed. At least that's what I'm assuming since that box wasn't checked. Things always go better when you can keep your head during a sticky situation.

zencomix said...

Does Cleveland look a little like, uh, Budapest?