Friday, August 17, 2012

Blah v aw yiss, or, is this thing on?

Ye Olde Ænglisc footie starts in the morn [ed. note: en plus, the Slab is closed, not permanently, sadly, not that my bank account heralds future world traveler], a boon for this bane of sociability. I should just fatten up & grow a mountainous beard already. No peaks 'round here, though plenty of valleys badoomboom, & since I can't swing that local abode graced with a Wizard Tower, murky meditation 'tis twixt ventures midst sky & wilderness masquerading as steel & glass. If I play my sorcery right, perhaps a foray into grass.

No, I'll wait for the obligatory pot jokes though I don't mean that at all.

Done? Good. Title tip: don't lay any quatloos on West Ham. Mmmm, ham.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You better stock up now: eBay is banning the sale of curses and spells and other practical magiks.



BDR said...

Motherfucking Triskelions (now that Scousers and Gooners suck, can't call them Quinskelions).

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, real wizards make their own.

BDR, speaking of motherfuckers. Now where am I going to get my fill of continental diving?

I almost feel bad for Arsène.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

get thee darkthroning, Metal Dad! While the clouds still obscure the sun!

Laura said...

All I got was that soccer starts tomorrow.

Strangely, I'll be watching crappy baseball all day. Tomorrow is Gabriella's (thank GOD!!!!) playoffs. No more baseball after that! :P


Randal Graves said...

duchess, that would have been nice, but it seems that you brought the sun back with thee. Traitor!

laura, sure there is, don't you want to root root root for your home Jays?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I should just fatten up & grow a mountainous beard already.

I don't recommend the Wizard Guild for dwarves. Wouldn't you rather sling an axe?

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Who needs a Wizard Guild when one can have a Wizard Van?

Beach Bum said...

I should just fatten up & grow a mountainous beard already.

I'm halfway there.

Life As I Know It Now said...

No one has left a pot joke yet. What is this world coming to? Enjoy your sports I guess. :~P

Anonymous said...

Since I trade only in quatloos, your West Ham advice is most useful. I just put 120k quatloos instead on Earl Anthony winning the Schenectady Open in the Fantasy Dead Bowlers League.

susan said...

Personally, I still have more faith in Quatloos than Federal Reserve Tokens so I promise I won't bet my stash on West Ham. Do you have any alternative possibilities for investment purposes?

Randal Graves said...

if, I don't see no dwarves, killer or no.

♪ wizard van
wizard van
haulin' ursanity
protoplasmic Jesus
Scythian axe in the back
next to the munchies
in the wizard van
wizard van
wizard van
yeah ♫

BB, stop shaving. Your wife will love it, I'm sure.

life, frankfurterly, I'm disappointed that there's hope for you all yet.

karl of the österreich, as I was conjuring up a witty reply, I realized that the only other bowler I've heard of is Peter Weber and he's not been zombified yet. Curse you, sport of kings!

susan, invest in that up and coming collars of obedience company. This fall, look your stylish best.

Demeur said...

Ham? What no mustard and rye? What kink of joint is this when you get the munchies?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bring out yer dead!