I'm all for the chance of losing your baby's milk money to the icy professionals of Pokerstars.net, but aren't the odds long against fortune smiling upon a downtown transportation solution?
Gilbert has called the negotiations with Forest City complicated but said the discussions are positive. Ratner agreed. He added one major holdup is parking.
"The problem is how do we figure out the parking," Ratner asked. "They have so many cars, we have so many cars."Duh! Get off the bus, Gus,
let the full house, Mouse,
take all your money, honey.
'bout time we're movers, groovers
throwin' dice -- nice landin' on big time.
Oh, organized crime is fine,
(anything to keep the King in gold n' wine)
but a Joe Pesci accent ain't sublime.
Artist's conception: Forest City Enterprises co-chairman Albert Ratner standing next to Cavs owner and entrepreneur Dan Gilbert.