Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Enemy

No, no, certainly not because of systemic codification of various aspects of Chimpyism such as continuously blowing the fuck out of overseas brown folks nor his faux BP outrage on one hand while the other is held out in the shadows, ready to receive fat corporate cash. Heads of empires do these things, the sun rises in the East, sets in the West, I like onion rings.

But this outrageous tampering?

That's going too far!


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Wait a minute! Cleveland has a basketball team? I thought you had the Cavs.



Holte Ender said...

If I was the Emperor of the USA I would lobby for my team too. There has got to be some perks to the job.

sunshine said...

I'm with you. I think that he's got enough on his plate without meddling into basketball affairs! :P

The nerve!!!


P.S. Did it sound like I care? I hope so cause that's the emotion I was trying to convey. I've been taking acting classes and... blah blah blah.. yada yada yada...

Demeur said...

So are you taking bets as to where James will land up?
I'm with Sunshine but my acting skills are lacking. As long as he doesn't end up in Oklahoma I'll be okay with it.

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, beats having the Warriors (until July 1 at midnight anyway).

holte, the emperor should wish that all provinces benefit from his largesse, from Aquitania to Pannonia.

sunshine, very impressive, in fact, with a bit more polish, I'd say Oscar-worthy!

demeur, the money's on not-Cleveland. Man, LeBron plus Durant plus Green plus Westbrook? That would be some serious fuckery. Still, better there than in New York or Chicago.

Beach Bum said...

"Like I said, I don't want to meddle," Obama reportedly tells Albert...

I voted for the dude but I wish he would find time to bust some corporate BP ass.

As for onion rings, a place down here double deep fries them and with Tabasco sauce I'd kill a person for a plate.

susan said...

"There must be accountability and punishment for those who head the major corporations and their political proxies, so that they stop their harmful actions against humanity and major sports teams"

Osama Bin Laden

Tom Harper said...

Double deep fried onion rings with Tabasco sauce -- one of the basic food groups.

That's almost as good as that Canadian delicacy -- french fries covered with gravy and melted cheese.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Wait a minute! The Warriors are a basketball team?



PS - Eat at Ray's!

La Belette Rouge said...

Now I am going to have to go write a post about shoes to balance things out. Or, hmmm..., maybe I need to go buy shoes. Now that I think of it please write more about sports and then I can buy more shoes.

Cormac Brown said...

I'm not going to lie, if he were a Repub, I wouldn't take that off of him.

Randal Graves said...

BB, Tabasco? Yikes, don't want to murder the oniony taste!

susan, he's not wrong.

tom, sure that's not melted moose?

tengrain, I lied. I'm sorry.

LBR, now you tell me.

cormac, I wouldn't take the shackles off either, the shackles holding him in place and forcing him to watch Dancing with the Stars on an endless loop with only bread and water.