Thursday, May 6, 2010

Couch fishing

Everyone's favorite oral fixate was born on this day a long time ago on a continent far, far away. Let's celebrate by repressing everything. No? Oh, alright, I'll go first. You're all horrible, horrible bastards and it's your fault I've got burnout. Rot in hell.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to surf for porn. Relax. Not as if I'm aiding in the downfall of the world's financial system.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Pussy and boobs, have you no shame?



PS - Eat at Ray's!

Cormac Brown said...

So, does that mean that the cigar he's smoking in that picture, is just a cigar? And if so, was it because his own theories didn't apply to himself, stop looking at him that way?

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, no.

cormac, ceci n'est pas un psychologue.

Cormac Brown said...

Ma, ouis, Il est un psychologue de canard.

If it walks like a duck...

Nicole E. Hirschi aka CJT said...

I'm glad that you aren't helping to increase the financial problems, and hell why search for porn when you can just look in the next bedroom at your wife - unless she's no longer something to look at...

David Barber said...

I'll just look at the 'pussy' and the 'tits'! The rest is foreign to me" :-)

Beach Bum said...

Exposing a young and innocent kitten to porn, have you no shame man? Although it you are well on your way to being a nationally known television preacher of the gospel or a politician.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, your taste in copout posts is improving. Keep up the good, if minimal, work. :)

Christopher said...

Are those Heidi Montag's big, fake titties?

okjimm said...

I'm afreud I don't get it.

Tom Harper said...

Freud's theories were such a crock. Oedipal Complex. Repressed memories. Sheesh, give me a break. My mother used to -- wait, I just realized -- OH MY GOD!!!!!

sunshine said...

Please tell me that you don't have "Mommy" issues Randal.
I don't think I could handle that.

Mrs.Graves is an absolutely lovely woman so, I doubt that you really surf porn. :P

I wonder what Freud would say??? Hmmm... who cares!


Liberality said...

You are incriminating yourself dude. Now we know you have a cat, a kitten to be more precise.

susan said...

Time spent with cats is never wasted.. no matter what you call them.

Randal Graves said...

cormac, it's edible!

nicole, you dare cast aspersions at porn?

david, spoken like a true furriner. ;-)

BB, aren't they required by law, post-Swaggart, to be gay?

SWA, I'm working on turning such slack into an art form. ;-)

christopher, yikes, I hope not, for that would be an affront to everyone out there in internets land.

okjimm, where's my pail of rotten tomatoes?

tom, if only you had been born a manly man of manliness like that ex-cheerleader George Bush. Codpiece!

sunshine, I've got people issues.


liberality, that's not my cat, but we do have four of them. :)

susan, cats are far superior to dogs. Less noise.

La Belette Rouge said...

Oh, I missed his bday. I'll have to send him a FTD Oedipal bouquet.