Everyone's favorite oral fixate was born on this day a long time ago on a continent far, far away. Let's celebrate by repressing everything. No? Oh, alright, I'll go first. You're all horrible, horrible bastards and it's your fault I've got burnout. Rot in hell.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to surf for porn. Relax. Not as if I'm aiding in the downfall of the world's financial system.