Saturday, May 1, 2010

Guess what?















More sports!

















Stop whining or we'll feed you to the Cthulhu tree.

Cleveland vs. Boston: Fuck Boston. Cavs in six.

Orlando vs. Atlanta/Milwaukee: No one outside of his mother expects Jameer Nelson to continue his lunatic play (third in playoff PER behind LeBron and Jason Richardson -- Jason Richardson? Huh.), and no one outside of Stan Van Gundy expects the 75-foot tall acolyte of the Super Magical Jesus Baby to continue fouling up the joint, but who advances is a point that contains a healthy dollop of moot. Magic in five.

The Fucking Lakers vs. Utah: Remember, media, Pau Gasol may have gotten the tip-in to send America's whitest professional fanbase back to their respective farms, but it was Kobe le Sangfroid who fired the brick, therefore his, not the Spaniard's, Clutch Coefficient gets all the credit, okay? Okay. Oh yeah, the series. The motherfucking mofo known as Deron Williams is the best player on the court right now, but a fully-loaded AK-47 or a classic Artest would be real helpful. The Fucking Lakers in six.

Phoenix vs. San Antonio: Imagine if these teams had a contentious playoff history, then perhaps this matchup wouldn't be such a slacker chips n' weed snoozefest. Oh, that's right, none of you clowns follow hoops. They have a contentious playoff history. And Riverwalk sticks another shiv in Murka's craziest (did Oklahoma or Texas do anything overnight?) state. Spurs in six.

Oh, happy International Proletariat/Loyalty Day, depending on your locale. Unless you failed to leave out milk and cookies and got lashed by the devil.

Ia! Ia!

17 comments:

Beach Bum said...

Hawks won't get past the Bucks tomorrow.

Oh, happy International Proletariat/Loyalty Day, depending on your locale.

Having my celebration in quiet, will drink my beer and think snarky thoughts at all the corporate fools I live around.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Oh, happy International Proletariat/Loyalty Day, depending on your locale.

What is a good capitalist to do?! My special order from Famous Ray's did not arrive in time, even though I sent them a Czech in the mail.

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

BB, I'm sure they're out en masse on the links. You don't have any golf courses near your house, do you? Perfect chance to practice your Army shot.

tengrain, thank you, thank you, he'll be here all week, enjoy the Venetian.

David Barber said...

Can't comment on the basketball part Randal but that is a great photo of the tree. I hope you took it with your new camera?? A big footy day tomorrow mate and I'm sure you'll get the 2 big games on veetle.com mate. Have a great weekend. :-)

Randal Graves said...

david, those are some funky looking roots. Probably because of the dead bodies Famous Ray's buried underneath.

My computer at home is crap, so I have no clue if veetle.com will work on it. If not, I'm stuck watching your Man U on Fucks Soccer. How awful that would be. ;-)

Holte Ender said...

This Beltane it must be the Celtics tonight.

David Barber said...

It'll be awful if they get beat. Liverpool will do us a massive favour...hopefully. :-)

David Barber said...

P.s. Left you a comment at Okjimms.

Madam Z said...

I try to be a good sport, but I got lashed by the devil anyway.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

tengrain, thank you, thank you, he'll be here all week, enjoy the Venetian.

I thought that Ray's was going to serve a little Mexican during your act.

Regards,

Tengrain

Tom Harper said...

More sports??? AAARRGGHH!! Go ahead and feed me to the Cthulhu tree.

S.W. Anderson said...

Those are some gnarly roots -- along a river bank? In any case, I hope the Cavaliers beat the Celtics, spiking your endorphens, leaving you giddy with relief.

La Belette Rouge said...

The only thing I know about sports is that in L.A. I am seeing a lot of Lakers shirts and flags. Does this mean we are in the playoffs or something?

susan said...

Belette, it simply means that purple, gold and white are THE fashion colors for spring in southern California.

Workers of the world, UNIT∃!

Liberality said...

Well I LIKE that tree so that is no threat.

Randal Graves said...

holte, fucking Cavs.

david, fucking Cavs.

madame z, fucking Cavs.

tengrain, fucking Cavs.

tom, fucking Cavs.

SWA, fucking Cavs.

LBR, fucking Cavs.

susan, fucking Cavs.

liberality, fucking Cavs.

La Belette Rouge said...

Randal, I think am noticing a theme to your answers. I don't have it worked out yet but I think it is along the lines of 'fucking Cavs'.;-p