Wednesday, June 9, 2010

If you want blood, you've got it

Sort of.

Inside, Gardner will be strapped into a winged, black metal chair with a mesh seat that was built for Taylor's execution. A metal tray beneath the chair is designed to collect any blood that runs from the executed prisoner's body.
That's not how you fucking do it.

We want slumping corpses and spattered walls, you pansies.


sunshine said...

Or you could place a stick of din-o-mite!!! in his pants and just blow him up REAL good.

You're SO barbaric today!!!
Tell those guys in the picture that their pants are too loose on the bum. I like my guys to have nice ass hugging pants.


David Barber said...

Don't agree with the target thing. They should be able to shoot him where they want. Take a piece off here and a piece off there. "Oh, sorry you murdering bastard, I missed with that one." It should be a long, painful and dragged out execution, as a warning to other murderers, rapists and peadophiles.

Okay, okay, take my soap box from me....

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

That's whack.



Randal Graves said...

sunshine, I'm barbaric? Did you read David's comment? Bloody Englishmen are so bleeding bloody!

tengrain, I'm disappointed that the supposed hardasses of Utah turned out to be such wimps. Magic underpants crush nuts.

Tom Harper said...

That top picture, and the description, looks like something out of Criminal Minds. God I hate that TV show. My wife watches it a lot, and I keep getting pulled in. It's gotta be the most morbid TV show ever.

S.W. Anderson said...

Tom, my better half has a weakness for Nancy Grace. Talk about morbid.

Re: executions. Tie the condemned in front of a TV playing The View, Nancy Grace, Lockup: Raw, and Nutrisystem and MagicJack commercials nonstop 24-7. Just leave a rusty razor blade within reach and let nature take its course.

Holte Ender said...

Talking about bloody bleeding the team with the most sang froid Saturday will prevail.

Demeur said...

You can't fool us Graves that's your Goth throne. Listening to metal in your comfy chair.

susan said...

Sometimes it's easier to look at people and just imagine us all as big hairy apes whether driving, texting or shooting big guns at other apes. I might be doing a disservice to apes who at least don't pretend to be evolved.

Randal Graves said...

tom, that's not another one of those goddamn procedural cop shows, is it?

SWA, see, this is what the passing of the always entertaining Billy Mays has done, turned you all into bloodthirsty maniacs!

holte, I still think our best chance is to goad Wayne into going nuts, especially with the crook ref we're getting.

demeur, naw, I'd have at least a couple of human skulls on the thing.

susan, in this hairless apes defense, I think I pretend pretty well. Then again, I've never been given the chance to pull the trigger in front of an Unka Dick.

Beach Bum said...

Bishop John Wester of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Salt Lake City...

You mean there are other religions in Utah? WOW!

As for the execution a single .22 bullet to base of the skull would do the same with far less commotion.

Dr. Zaius said...

You are such a traditionalist.