Friday, June 11, 2010

Oh, shit.

DC United won a road game (via a hat trick, no less).

If we throttle the limeys tomorrow, I'm stocking up on canned goods, duct tape and Triscuits and heading to the Lake Erie islands to ride out the apocalypse.

Halftime P.S. Hey Mexico, how about finishing? Hey ESPN, how about making the game feed as crystal clear as the fucking commercials?

Fulltime P.S. Hey South Africa, good job making a game of it. Hey ESPN, how about making the game feed as crystal clear as the fucking commercials?

Don't make me do work instead.

Halftime P.P.S. Don't look askance, France had more than once chance. HEY ESPN, HOW ABOUT MAKING THE GAME FEED AS CRYSTAL CLEAR AS THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS?

Fulltime P.P.S. Gauls wasted a late man-advantage in this grinder. Hope you kept an eye on the surprisingly sprightly frogs, Holland, a little teammate hate ain't so bad. HEY ESPN, GO CHENEY YOURSELF.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

We better not win, or there will be a lot of stabbings, and BP will unleash the Kraken!



La Belette Rouge said...

Is there a new sport involving cockroaches?

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, couldn't we consider the Gulf of Mexico Ocean the kraken? Though that means they still have the hecatonchires up their sleeve.

LBR, that is dung beetle which was part of the World Cup opening ceremony this morning, or the result of a supervillain experiment gone horribly right, not sure yet.

sunshine said...

I've got my Eye-talian flag hanging out one of the vans windows!!
But alas.. I was out shopping all morning and missed all those wonderful games.

Sigh...(looking at my finger nails)
Whatever... :)


Tom Harper said...

That is one weird-ass picture.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, just one (second's on now) and you eye-talians don't play until Monday.

tom, I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Demeur said...

Graves you silly fool take the bird seed off the dish and maybe you'll get better reception.

Randal Graves said...

Animal-hating mutant!

S.W. Anderson said...

Moving, in my experience, is an onerous and exhausting ordeal, so I don't envy you. I trust putting distance between yourself and a certain neighboring object of disaffection will make the drudgery worthwhile. I hope so, anyway.

As for the games, enjoy.

thatgirl said...

your favorite customer, noticed that you've been missing.

Dr. Zaius said...

Oh, giant dung beetle... I think that I'll miss you most of all! ;o)