Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Tony Stanza Flashdance Extravaganza

I'm happy to see you too, ladies.

Between shifting radio friendly units and FIFA®-sponsored® avoidance® of® ambush® marketing®, I bypassed last week's indecent exposure. Not this time, dammit, though given the quality of the instant oatmeal below, perhaps I should have made it two for two -- oh, put down your two by fours, you can't reach me from over there.

exult! exult!

subatomic death cult
count & paste & rearrange
with our consent.

exult? exult?

cut tongue sculpture.
result, consult:

exult! exult!

mystery meat culture.
consume, consult:

exult! exult!

occult pocket insults:
so cohesive we.

exult. exult.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The Oompa Loompas called and they want their uniforms back, but said you can keep the song.



Flannery Alden said...

I like the rhythms here...still no idea what you're talking about though. Thanks for warping my brain!

La Belette Rouge said...

And here I thought that this was going to be about Tony Danza. Who's the boss??? You da boss.

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, why do you hate the Dutch? See if they help when Californistan is overrun by the Pacific.

flannery, thanks, but I don't either, I just blurted it out.

LBR, if I ever do a post on an alum of that wretched show, it sure as hell ain't gonna be on Mr. Danza.

Doc said...

"Cut tongue sculpture" reminds me of an old girlfriend. It sounds like you are on the same full-strength pain meds I'm on, but I'm still digging your crazy beats.


Beach Bum said...

mystery meat culture.

Maybe its a Southern thing but it best sometimes not to even ask what might be in the pot boiling on the stove.

Just got up to start my day and I second what Flannery and Doc said.

Tom Harper said...

Stirring poem. Is that an example of Iambic Pentameter?

David Barber said...

"What???" Don't drink and converse? ;-)

".....Hold me closer Tony Danza,
Count the headlights on the highway....."


Liberality said...

Are you the boss though? That is the 64,000 dollar question.

susan said...

Is that the song those girls are dancing to? I can almost hear the music. Just goes to show the power of little orange dresses and lots of free beer.

S.W. Anderson said...

Inscrutable, Randal, just inscrutable.

MRMacrum said...

"occult pocket insults"

Is that a Thelemite in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Pockets are nothing to fool with. You are flirting with the dark side sir.

Holte Ender said...

What an exciting day.

Sue H said...

....think I need another drink before I re-read this! (even then I probably still won't understand it - but it won't matter, as I smile soporifically ;-) )

But I'll give you points for creating a lilting rhythm, Randal!

Demeur said...

Darn and I was so hoping to try out my new BP flower costume at the game

Sue it takes years of heavy drug and alcohol use to understand Graves. Well maybe not "necessary" but it sure helps.

Nicole E. Hirschi aka CJT said...

I'm with Susan!!! I want to know what those girls are dancing too so I can dance along.

Good Rhythm here Randal, sorry I haven't been around much, I'd promise to be better, but you know...

sunshine said...

"Occult Pocket Insults".. I'd be interested in learning more about those. :P
I need some new good lines.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Even I know that Tony Danza means something else. You owe La Belette Rouge a donkey punch.



Randal Graves said...

You're all a bunch of perverts.

Freida Bee, MD said...

Cheater! These are supposed to be fictional. (Makes. Way. To. Urban. Dictionary.)

Freida Bee, MD said...

Oh. Now, I'm not only bruised; I'm scarred.