Forgive the brevity of this flareup, but it's hot in here.
"So much for plan B."
"What about C?"
"There's always D."
"Thinking about cup sizes again, Jack?"
"Thinking about menopause again, Jill?"
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"Funny. How they made you mission commander, I'll never know."
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"Being a man, I always pay atten --"
Congressional beancounters were relieved that the coronal mass ejection disintegrated the entire ship. Why waste money on a lengthy investigation in lieu of installing gold-plated faucets in Capitol Hill lavatories?