Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Eat, drink & be lazy, for tomorrow, who cares.

What reading this blog is like.

As usual, I have a gruel of nothing prepared for the equally dismal aftermath of my trop court weekend in which I solemnly celebrated labor by not laboring -- the five minutes of flashing (fiction, pervs, the other'll cost you) counts not, mirror mirror on the wall, what's the raison-d'être-iest of them all?

Too much, no entry. Too little, illusory brilliance, because this site exudes a fine mist of psilocin-laced electrons. A post, a post, my kingdom for a post, or a mushroom pizza.

Snarky joy on not being employed today at this institution? As a hidden grey fold recently opined inside the innards of my inner ear, such an itchy irritant cannot compare to the annual, late summer return to Cleveland of the mosquitoes of Jehovah, swarming in each & every eatery for a five-hundred block radius. Praise ye, brain, for this remembrance; brown bag 'tis & more, for, when finished consuming, brown bag is saved, praise Jesus!, to consume its own meal of phlegm & bile & oh, who cares.

In a speech scheduled for delivery Wednesday afternoon in Cleveland, Obama will restate his long-held position that the nation cannot afford to extend tax cuts for the wealthiest 2 percent of families, White House officials said.

The officials added that Obama would not threaten to veto any compromise which extends the upper-bracket cuts
I'm poorly skilled in two-dimensional, thus these seventy-two dimensional boards are beyond the scope of my mere mortality, knight to toilet 4.


Beach Bum said...
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Beach Bum said...

Well I'll give the guy this he had good intentions at first but along the way something happened, somethings Obama couldn't control but I'm sure there were some he could. The difference between the two I don't know but Obama better grab as many free vacations as he can because unless he pulls his head out his ass he too will me unemployed in 2012.

Lisa said...

The raisin d'etre? What do raisins have to do with mosquitoes?

MRMacrum said...

What do you expect from a Muslim born in Kenya? Nascar and Wyona Judd. Personally I like her sister better. Bet Ashley wasn't born in Kenya.

Demeur said...

Oh my sluming with the under classes of higher learning is he? That's not the people he has to sell the idea to. It's the boys lighting Havanas with 100 dollar bills in the Hamptons he has to convince. But as you say nothing like reniging on your proposal even before it's out there, rook to toilet 5.

Randal Graves said...

BB, I'd wager he didn't have good intentions beyond being another corporate, imperialist Dem, but it's all moot for him personally as you're likely right about his 2012 prospects. No way Quetzalcoatl doesn't hit 270 electoral votes.

lisa, you've never had chocolate-covered mosquitoes?

mrmacrum, plus she roots for Kentucky. Well, better than Duke. I guess.

demeur, would we expect anything less? Porcelain god to bishop 3.

Sherry Peyton said...

Whew, glad I'm not the first commenter. I have to read some to figure out what I'm reading. So I hate mosquitos, raisin covered or chocolate. Hate em, let me be real clear about that.

Obama--has no stomach for a fight. Sad, but true. Bet he never had a fist fight in his life. Only way to deal with No-name nothings called GOP.

I surrender my knight, which I found in the refrig, next to the Greek yogurt. I suspicion that a rook is lurking behind the shower curtain.

Liberality said...

I could bake for you a mushroom pizza that you could die for Randal. Baked from scratch and with all organic ingredients. Can't you just smell it now baking in the oven? It is delicious let me tell you.

Randal Graves said...

sherry, that's quite a lot of hate. I'm telling Jesus.

Beware of rooks bearing knives.

liberality, and here all I've got is a bag of chips. It's not nice to tease like that.

Tom Harper said...

Obama says "the nation cannot afford to extend tax cuts for the wealthiest 2 percent of families." Commie! Doesn't that Kenyan Islamofascist understand that if the wealthiest people can keep more of their own money, some of that money will trickle down onto us lowly peons.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, every time you link to, I know if I follow the link I'll have time for a leisurely lunch before the page loads. Maybe's venerable Commodore 64 servers have trouble keeping up in the era of Web 2.0.

"The officials added that Obama would not threaten to veto any compromise which extends the upper-bracket cuts."

Translation: Ply me with the slightest token of cooperation and I can be rolled over.

What Truman would've said: "Send me a bill extending tax cuts for the top 2 percent and I'll veto it faster than you can say, 'Gravy train derails!'"

okjimm said...

//I have a gruel of nothing..//
Which is better, with raisons or not than, than most gruel I get.

// my kingdom for a post, or a mushroom pizza. //

I'll pass on the 'shroom pizza. I still get flash-backs from the one Dirty Dave made back in '75.

Randal Graves said...

tom, the best part is the built-in buck passer.

Virtually every write-up I've seen on this today blathers on about how he's saying no to extensions. It's almost as if *gasp* the media is purposely misleading, isn't doing its job.

SWA, you give us too much credit. Try a TI-99 with the 16k expansion pack. Now that was unbridled power.

okjimm, Dirty Dave's not here, man. He went out to get some raisins for this gruel.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

We all need to know: Did the Preznint dine at Famous Ray's for lunch today? And if so, did he eat with his fingers (or anybody else's)?



Randal Graves said...

The pretzeldent would like to say that he supports small businesses like Famous Ray's, which is why he is proposing this multi-billion dollar small business tax credit to grow the economy and the menu.

Demeur said...

TG you sure the fingers weren't IN the dish he ate?

Moosilini queen takes porcelain god.

susan said...

I wish I wasn't too tired to come up with a witty remark.

Eat at Perkins.

Ricky Shambles said...

I love mushroom pizza. And I have 90 mosquito bites from knees to ankles over 2 days - they love the deck-stripping chem. Can't wait to finish it tomorrow.

Lovely, as always.

La Belette Rouge said...

I don't know if I can keep this blog post in my house as I have a no raisin policy in my home. Raisins, as few as 6 of them, can kill a dog which is proof that they are evil. Jesus likes dogs. Doesn't he Randal?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, called finger food for a reason, rahm to motherfucker 5.

susan, is Perkin's still around? And should you be saying 'eat at Tim Horton's?'

ricky, great, once they mutate from juicing on that, we'll need a 10-story can of Off.

LBR, you know what they say, it's a god eat god world.