"There once was a man named enis."
There once was a man named richard dawson. Your point?
"Fred willard those lazy no good commie pinko pigs rant."
What a stupid meme.
"Tithonus by 500 bc."
I'm not that old yet.
"On this viral globe."
As a famous man once opined, life is downbeat monsieur noir. Forgive me -- mademoiselle, for I am floating in a sea of reverie.
"Nympho librarians?"
Know any?
"Chennin blank pornstar."
It's Blanc, by the way.
"Much fucking emo."
Oh, dry those eyes, sweetie pie, cthulhu ear taper.
"That sounds Revolution 9 demonic."
I'm not a big Beatles fan.
"Forge dubalone."
The mob over matters of taste? Oh, dingus fargle.
"Jaye p morgan gong show flash."
Whoa, slow down, sexy pervert girl.
"Ennui you illiterate."
You're in a mood, Dr. Fuckeye. What's next, gluing poliyet?
"Homer metal."
Now we're talking.
"Indians habitual cunt lick."
Are you coming on to me?
"Brazil fuck."
Quite far to travel for that, don't you think?
"When did the 8 track come out?"
Sometime before salma hayek hard masturbate movies don't change the subject.
"A foolish fool."
I'm no politician.
"Bomb bomb bomb flash."
What did I just say?
"Silent civil servant."
What, no prestidigitarianism?
"Im gonna get something to eat."
Ouch.
*all phrases in italics are actual keywords your fellow automatons used to arrive.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Evil Blog Together*
Posted by Randal Graves at 9:01 AM
Labels: i am the keymaster, music
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Oh I get it. For a minute I though you had the Pizza Hut grand with peperoni before retiring.
Is it too early for zombies? We already have witches.
lisa, check with anonymous. Though he'll try and sell you some Ugg boots, too.
demeur, too early, too late, the minions of the beautiful irrational are all around us. Guard your canned goods.
Graves, you swine!
"Chennin blank pornstar." I knew that couldn't be yours. Maybe Hamm's pornstar would have been more believable.
You have a very expressive readership; maybe they can write the next Ray's menu review?
Regards,
Tengrain
Well I love the song. :)
And I think that I need to find me an Indian. :)
((Hugs))
Laura
You had me at..."Indians habitual cunt lick." :-)
Cool video.
I keep thinking I'm familiar with a lot of musicians, and then I come over here and find yet another performer I've never heard of.
I like that song. I love the fake lines to make it look like old film and the misspelling of night too. I think we'd drive each other insane if we spent an evil night together though ;~)
tengrain, I was going to say classy, too, until I read the rest of this thread. Fucking perverts, I'm looking at you, Canuck and Haggis.
tom, just trying to spread the word. Next time, a little ditty from a truly obscure outfit, The Lead Zeppelin.
liberality, is that a classy way of saying "I'd poison your tea?" Where's the love, hippie? ;)
Hummed to the key of what? That is a song, isn't it?
Randal, today's post brings to mind an old Bob Newhart standup routine that goes something like this.
Sometime before salma hayek hard masturbate movies don't change the subject.
Dammit don't mention anything to that witchy O'Donnell chick for Christ's sake. I'm in enough trouble as it is, don't need to end up on any satanic altar.
LBR, if I told you, I'd have to hum it to you.
SWA, it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
BB, everyone dabbles in masturbation until they grow up and discover the witchcraft of politics.
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