Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Genius, really

















What happens in Vegas, heads overseas on a B-2.

If I may be serious for a moment, what are we doing putzing around with outdated bumblebee weaponry? Didn't any of the engineers at General Atomics see Real Genius while growing up? Plus, for each Al-Qaeda #3 killed, a lifetime supply of Orville Redenbacher.

12 comments:

Beach Bum said...

Some Greco-Roman historians also assert that during the Roman siege of Syracuse from 214 to 212 B.C., at the height of the Second Punic War, Archimedes used bronze mirrors to focus sunlight on Roman ships and set them on fire.

Leave it to a bunch of drunks in a Las Vegas pool to reinvent Archie's' death ray.

Randal Graves said...

If we're gonna continue collateraling swarthy folks, and we are, why not do it in the most futuriffic way possible?

Demeur said...

Just a prep time for global warming. Can we send the Tan Man to really beef up his tan?

La Belette Rouge said...

And now the Eiffel Tower is at risk! Randal, please do something!!! I will thrown in a case of Mt. Dew in order to protect the Eiffel Tower.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, Tan? That's full-on Radioactive Orange!

LBR, seriously, if you really feel the need to blow up a building, blow up the fucking Pentagon not the goddamn Eiffel Tower. Uncultured wankers.

Tom Harper said...

Shouldn't be funny about those Vegas poolside loungers getting zapped by the sun through the glass. But, LOL.

These people probably all focused sunlight through a magnifying glass onto caterpillars when they were younger. Now it's payback time.

Demeur said...

There's your next sci fi movie, giant Nevada radioactive caterpillars with death rays. But I thought it was ants.

Susan Tiner said...

Well the swarthy folks use pretty low tech means so why shouldn't we?

susan said...

Please, boss, I beg you!!! Just don't make me number 3!

Randal Graves said...

tom, too bad it couldn't have been done by giant caterpillars holding a magnifying glass.

Or what demeur said. Why should ants have all the fun?

susan t, because we're America, Dammit, The Greatest Nation In The History Of The Galaxy.

susan, you, you are number six!

susan said...

Still a prisoner wheresoever I wend..

thatgirl said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this.