Thursday, March 26, 2009

If you don't vote, she'll eat your brains.


















Or infuse your IV with biological waste.

You thought Dawn of the Dead was scary?

Don't make me post more shots of Babs the Impaler.

And if Nora wins, aside from all the horrific, bloody, glorious terror that victory will bring, just imagine all the weirdos and freaks Bubs could arrest while in Los Angeles. Now that's good readin'!

Plus, FREE booze!

Vote early and often!

11 comments:

Tom Harper said...

If I had to have my brains eaten (I don't know who the fuck would want them), I'd want it done by Nora.

Bubs said...

YES! I will gladly get you likkered up you degenerate buckeye.

Thank you!

Vote early and often!

S.W. anderson said...

RG, I see you've moved on from your obsession with breakfast food — to free booze. OK, I did my part for the cause. I'm sure Ms. O'Sullivan will make a fine spooksmodel.

I'm tempted to ask where and how you come up with these things. But then . . . ;)

Chef Cthulhu said...

Wow...there's quite a "range" of talent there...I'll vote for Nora. But "Gothic Blonde Bombshell" is gonna' get some clicks too...

Randal Graves said...

tom, preach it, brother zombie.

bubs, pas de problème, good sir!

SWA, funny you should mention breakfast, given my reference to pancakes today.

Oh, and don't ask. ;-)

chef, which is why we must bum rush the voting process. Go to hell, professionals!

Beach Bum said...

Working in a hospital I'm a sucker for nice hooters in a nurse's uniform.

Randal Graves said...

I'm telling Bubs you said that!

Freida Bee, MD said...

Holy fuck. I voted for Nora a few times now, but this is the first shot with her cleavage I've seen. I feel really dirty now. Thanks a lot, Randal. I know that probably makes you happy, but you should be ashamed of yourself. You're old enough to be her knocked up as a teenager father.

Freida Bee, MD said...

I think you know that my fake outbursts of indignation are only my pathetic attempt to get you to grovel at my feet and devote your life to rectification. ;)

Randal Graves said...

Hey, if Bubs, with all of his law enforcement connections and armaments, didn't have me killed for said photo, I think everything is cool.

That said, I'm glad I could make you feel dirty, rectifically. ;-)

Dr. Zaius said...

If she eats my brains, I'm afraid that she will only be in for a light snack...