Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Return to Placeholder Place

On our last visit to Placeholder Place, the dashing Hunk Johnson was berating the vivaciously sultry cigaress, Mary Jane, about her extra-maison dinners with a side of fling. Casually blowing him off with a puff of her completely legal smoke, copper, Hunk stormed off off camera, determined to find the stool pigeon playin' jazz with his kitten.

Hunk Johnson: So you're the stool pigeon playin' jazz with my kitten!

Sonny the Snitch: No, Hunk, you got it all wrong!

Mr. Smooth: Snitch is right. I'm the blogger.

*dramatic drag n' scowl*

You lookin' for a Chicago overcoat?

Mary Jane: Lay off him, Smoothie.

Mr. Smooth: Have a dip, Mary Jane. Time to check out my other pins.

Busty St. Claire: We just love these glad rags, Smoothie.

Hooty McBoob: They aren't ringers at all, Smoothie.

Mr. Smooth: Break it up. Nothing but the best for my skirts.


thatgirl said...

Seriously, this is too funny.

Dr. Zaius said...

I'll have a kitten with a side of fling, please.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

A jazz-playing kitten could headline with Warner Brothers' singing frog! We could be rich beyond our wildest dreams!



Chef Cthulhu said...

Now that we have Mary, Busty and Hootie, we need a shower scene...

Dusty said...

A cold shower?

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, I hope I don't have to do a third installment, I ran out of noir/gangster slang!

dr.zaius, are you saying you want to fling poor, defenseless kittens? You heartless bastard!

tengrain, bloody 'ell that's a right fine idea! We'll be rich as astronauts!

chef, I think that's far beyond my photoshopping skills, if I had any photoshopping skills. Did they even allow shower scenes in 1942?

dusty, hey, don't rain on our parade of naked Marilyn and Friends.

Beach Bum said...

Bless you man, if there is one lady in the world that stops my heart it is Lauren Bacall. Classy and sexy.

Übermilf said...

They must've built strapless bras better back in the 50's.

susan said...

"Here's looking at you,kid.”

Dr. Zaius said...

Apes don't fling kittens! They fling poo. (At you!)

Randal Graves said...

BB, one of the all-time babes, no doubt.

übermilf, it was a sturdier time, postwar expansionism and all that.

"Play it again, susan."

dr. zaius, if Benny the Rat can have his Popemobile for protection from would-be assassins, I need a Poopmobile from would-be feces flingers.

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien said...

what, no whistle cracks?! I'm disappointed in you fibber mcgee!

Suzi Riot said...

Next time on Return to Placeholder Place...

Mr. Smooth: Hooty, Busty... I'd like to introduce you Chesty. Chesty LaRue.

Chesty: Say, Smoothie! What goes on here? You've only got two hands!

Anonymous said...

Hmm.. I've thought about this very much..... it sure raises a few questions..

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