Tuesday, March 3, 2009


With the Pill-Popping Pederast flaunting his royal garb in recent days, I couldn't help but think of another surreal paragon of ridiculous buffoonery:

"My friends, with talent on loan from the neighborhood pharmacist, kingmaker?
I am the king."

Disembodied and louche spirit of Monsieur Jarry, what do you think?

"Je voudrais réclamer à vous, Rush, des dommages-intérêts.
Je détiens les droits de la folie! Voleur!"


Mary Ellen said...

Tu m'emmerdes! No more talk of Rush Limbaugh, que les gros con!

I'm still waiting for some eye candy for the girls who visit this blog. C'mon!

Tom Harper said...

I'm continuing to struggle through my French lessons: Rush Limbaugh peut se courber et baiser Fred Phelps' ass.

Dean Wormer said...

What the hell IS that thing in the picture?

I know what "merdre" is, though. The French foreign exchange student we had stay with us in high school taught me all the good words.

Utah Savage said...

I have the best picture of Rush and Michael Steele. You've got merdre!

Übermilf said...

Mary Ellen is right. Where's our gratuitous sex object?

Beach Bum said...

First picture looks like a fat KKK member.
Steele might as well resign, his use as a token is now worthless since he had to do his Uncle Tom act as well as kiss Rush's butt. I can't imagine any self-respecting African-American joining the repugs now.

susan said...

I've decided it's all Kabuki Theater.

S.W. Anderson said...

Sorry, I'm a little short on francais here. I'll just toss in that there's one saving grace for Steele in all this: You can't tell where his nose has been just by looking.

anita said...

i'm so on the same page as nunly. we gals need our daily dose of hot (manly) buns and abs. we keep coming here looking for it. but for naught. what's up with that randal?

Randal Graves said...

nunly, why would you go to a hetero dude's blog for manly eye candy? Please wrap your magic lasso around yourself and explain this to me.

tom, I wish I didn't sort of know French.

dean, that is Rush if he were French, and the King of Poland.

utah, hence the title of this post!

übermilf, do I go to your site for shots of scantily-clad ladies? No. That said, feel free to put some up.

BB, heh heh, it does look like a grand wizard. I know I certainly can't imagine joining an outfit that at the end of the day hates my guts.

susan, but where is the flair? Sometimes it's so crass that the humor all but evaporates.

SWA, zing!

anita, let me post the 74,193 images of scantily-clad ladies I still have on my hard drive first, and any I come across between now and the time this blog goes kaput.

Mary Ellen said...

Randal- because I was nice enough to put up a little eye candy for you on my blog in the past...and the last time I checked, I'm a hetero chick. ;-)

It's just as well that you don't, though...being Lent and all. I shouldn't be using profanity either...even if it is in French. Off to confession for me (sigh).

Randal Graves said...

nunly, that's true. I'll find a picture of McConnell and/or Boehner for tomorrow. ;-)

Mary Ellen said...

You're a cruel bastard, Randal. ;-)

Dr. Zaius said...

Who is that guy, and why does want to sue Rush Limbaugh? Is that Alfred Jarry? Merde! You are such a pataphysicist.