Stop, thief.
No, I need that.
Really, I do.
Do you have this book?
Do you have this books?
Do you have this bookss, gollum, gollum?
Do you have this brokss?
Do you have this brakss?
Do you have this braiss, trumpets, strumpets?
Do you have this brains?
Do you have thir brains?
Do you have thur brains?
Do you have tour brains?
Do you have your brains?
No twelve-stepper for me. Pass that manuscript spill.
Oops, off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Gaul.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss, Or, Being the Beginning of Yet Another Semester.
Posted by Randal Graves at 10:09 AM
Labels: i was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reason, the side effects of slacking
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The Wizard of Gall? Which one? There are too many to choose from and it's both too early and too late to write a list.
I'm worried about Randal.
So am I.
P.s. Have you read myy FFF entry? It's a follow on from previous week. :-)
whilst I could spend many a happy hour analysing this poem...
here is some spam.
my new blog adress:
treninofumato.blogspot.com
susan, it's never too early/late to write a list.
übermilf, I'm fine, we're all fine here, thank you. How are you?
david, I'm so behind on internetsing, I've got all you FFFers to read today!
3NINO, drink heavily first. And thanks, will update accordingly!
Kids are really dumb nowadays eh?
Ummm excuse me Randal?
Do you have my brains????
((Hugs))
Laura
Just do the Dewey.
Graves, you swine!
That made the most sense of anything you've ever written. OK, I'll stop damning you with faint praise.
Regards,
Tengrain
Randal is pretending he's Han Solo when he, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker are on the prison deck trying to save Princess Leia, and the guy on the comlink wants to know what's happening because they shot out all the security cameras, and then Han Solo picks up the com and says "We're all fine here. Situation normal. How are you?" And when the Empire guy goes, "Who is this??!!" Han Solo shoots the communication board and says, "Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're about to have company!"
Uh oh, the Wizard of Gaul? Gaul the Great and Terrible?
sunshine, yes, I ate yours when I ate mine. Who knew cannibalism was so lusty?
holte, Dewey? Bah! You down with LC? Yeah, you know me.
tengrain, faint praise is better that no praise unless the no praise is raging anger then I laugh at potential blood vessel ruptures.
übermilf, thanks for the PSA, especially considering none of my readers are under 30 or if they are, aren't geeky and thus know nothing about that film. Unless you were high when you typed that, then I retract my snark.
tom, would that be Asterix?
The woman in the picture was the musical guest on a recent Saturday Night Live, right?
Do you have your brains?
Actually no, if I had I'd have joined the Air Force, learned a real skill instead of playing Rambo, and would now be retired in some tropical place smoking dope and chasing senoritas.
How did you get a picture of Sarah Palin getting out of the shower? If you sold it to the tabloids, it would fetch $100,000 easily.
Well at least you are doing something that seems to have an end in sight. Yeah so what it repeats itself. Some Hell doesn't. It just goes on and on and on and on and onandon andon andonandonand.......on
and on
Well, speaking of fuckery....I'm just guessing, but there was some fuckery that went on somewhere in you deep dark past that you've never shared with us.... I think you need to get it off your chest and back in your brain. Or not.
Brains! My favorite. ♥
SWA, I haven't watched that show in ages, so I have no idea if you are being snarky or not.
BB, you really did join the wrong service. That said, what was it like working with Richard Crenna?
christopher, now gosh darnit, that would be unethical, and if I know anything about anything it's how to be unethical.
mrmacrum, oh believe you me, I know that end when I retire and can like like a damn hell ass king on my fat civil service scratch.
utah, thus implying I've had a vaguely interesting life which is certainly not the case.
dr.zaius, don't forget the dijon mustard! Really brings out the hypothalamus.
Stamp 'em with the overdue stamp, until they are overdue for the morgue.
Randal replied, ". . . I have no idea if you are being snarky or not."
Oh, ye of little faith. :)
nice post. thanks.
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