Friday, January 22, 2010

Do do that voodoo that you do so well

Since I'm as prognostastic as Smooth Jimmy Apollo these days (any betting blame lies squarely with you, the viewer; never listen to me about anything except that one thing), I should play it safe and go with the favorites this weekend, right? Read on to see if I do.


N.Y. Jets @ Indianapolis: Don't mind the Prohibitive Favorites, they aren't doing anything new (read: 1995 *gasp* Indianapolis! Ooky spooky) except playing The Real Colts for 60 minutes. Well, 55 since it should be out of reach by then. Sorry, city, county and state of Noo Yawk and fuck you, too. Colts 31-13.

Minnesota @ New Orleans: As much as I'd love two whole weeks of continued Favre deificiation leading to spiteful columns written by self-righteous brickwall headbangers -- ooh, all that blood and cerebellum matter splatter, yum -- gotta go with Sean Payton, Head Coach/Voodoo Priest and his 75 quadrillion formations, decidedly non-formulaic. Plus, after titles by The Fucking Lakers and The Fucking Yankees within the last nine months, ain't it about time something good happens in the pro sporting world? (Yes, I'm very much speaking of this upcoming June, basketball gods, ahem, cough, wheez, sacrificial stone, I keeeeeel you) Who Dat? Dis Dat. Saints, 30-20.


Übermilf said...

You're watching football this weekend? I thought for sure you'd be hitting the big post-post-post-Christmas sales at TJ MAXX/Homegoods.

okjimm said...

Je crois les Saints par dix!!

Randal Graves said...

übermilf, what, did Dress Barn and IKEA close?

okjimm, je souhaite!

sunshine said...

I will just say "Hi" as I have no idea about anything sports related.


Holte Ender said...

Considering how great my picks did last week, how about Minnesota vs. NY Jets in the SuperBowl. Vikings to beat Saints XXXIII to XXX and Jets to win LI to IL.

Beach Bum said...

Farve must die!

Manning must have his head crushed into a thin, pasty salsa. Which would of course kill him as well but I dislike him more bringing on the bloody imagery.

Tom Harper said...

Don't know much about pro football but I know a good Blazing Saddles quote when I see it.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Wait a minute... sale at TJMaxx?



Übermilf said...

I think Tengrain is awesome.

Demeur said...

Graves you silly gridiron groopy everybody wants to see the golden boy Favre play at least one last time. So if your other pick is correct then it'll be the Colts and the Vikings.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, here's your chance to learn! Don't pass up this opportunity! Only two payments of 19.95! Act now!

holte, neither of us are doing too well. The Jets will win the Super Bowl behind MVP Mark Sanchez's five touchdown passes and Chelsea, Man U and Arsenal will each lose their next ten games. Tottenham, premier league champs!

BB, so you're not rooting for a Vikes-Colts bowl.

tom, one of the rare flicks that never, ever gets old. Ever, I say.

tengrain and übermilf sittin' in a pen,
the sale starts at five a.m.

demeur, this weekend is win-win-win-win.
Saints: go N'awlins.
Vikes: self-righteous lunacy.
Colts: Noo Yawk loses.
Jets: Bill Polian loses.

themom said...

OK, my two cents worth here....Colts have no running game whatsoever, and as much as I hate it...Jets over Colts.

Drew Brees is hot and Favre's time is up.....NO all the way - total Super Bowl winners!!!

Now, after I kick some Steeler year we will try again!! LOL

Distributorcap said...

jets 16, colts 7

oops that was 1969