Thursday, January 21, 2010

Clash of the Titans

Why wouldn't I put up this famous and wondrously captivating still of the lovely Ursula Andress highlighting a role that came from a flick far removed from said movie when referring to tonight's throwdown between The Mighty Cavs and The Fucking Lakers? It's all very logical if you think about it, dumbass. Don't make me force you to watch C-Span.

Thou shalt be slain, The Fucking Lakers! Do it for Ray's near-corpse!


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Ursula set the tone for all the Bond movies to come, not Sean Connery. And she has lovely sea shells.



Übermilf said...

I even read the novelization of "Clash of the Titans," which shows YOU how big a geek I am.


I hate L.A. and anything that makes them miserable makes me happy.

Christopher said...

Ursula Undress: a genuine Goddess.

She was a major babe before there were major babes. Raquel Welch and Sophia Loren, too. These women lived on a pantheon of supernatural female figures.

Hell, Ursula could've flipped me.

You know what's so great about them? Their titties are real. No saline-filled plastic sacks. Those girl's girls are the real deal.

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, Connery is so going to kick your ass the next time you two are on Jeopardy.

übermilf, oh great. Bonus point geekdom + your disdain for LA = far too much agreement in one post. Obviously, this is one of the signs of the apocalypse. I hope you're happy.

christopher, as the young people say, word.

okjimm said... the young people say...???

THEY usually say (to me) "get out of the way, old man"

sunshine said...

Go Cleveland!!!
*I've got my pom pom's out!*


Holte Ender said...

"Under The Mango Tree" one of the worst/great movie songs of all time.

Liberality said...

Is this about football or basketball?

Beach Bum said...

Okay, I know I'm weird but since I was a kid seeing Ursula with that diving knife at her side is smoking hot.

S.W. Anderson said...

Finally getting past your arresting illustration, I detect a certain perversion of the sportsmanship concept in your post, Randal.

Nevertheless, in the spirit of friendship and on the theory Cleveland is overdue for a break, I hope the Cavaliers leave the Lakers wondering how they got rapiered.

MRMacrum said...

Let's hope the Cavs aren't owned by a Democrat.

David Barber said...

That't beer gogles for you. After ten pints they look like Ursula but then in the sobered up morning and your beer googles have fell off, they look like Medusa......that's not from experience of course, it's just what I heard....honest!

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, I'm finding myself getting called sir more often, comical on one level, frightening on another.

sunshine, I choose to read innuendo in that statement.

holte, do they still grow mangoes or have they been replaced by The Monsanto Special?

liberality, just cheer for Cleveland! ;-)

BB, the best part of Dr. No.

SWA, now, if we can remedy annual June swooning, we'll be happy campers.

mrmacrum, I want a title, so they could be owned by KBR for all I care.

david, thus proving the importance of maintaining one's beer goggles at all times!

susan said...

Your recent efforts have earned for you a little less agony so may all your favorite teams kick it up a notch.