Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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"Alkosocjklzjl?"

"Nososljlsn! 695!"

"695? Byoplkjiog! Slklkiii ohojoj AND sljslkzjkl!"

"Sljslkzjkl? Are you fucking mad?"

"Fslk ypl!"

Spot the terrorist in this post and win a free trip to the bathroom.

30 comments:

Übermilf said...

This post moved me in a way no other post has moved me. It is nothing short of genius. I believe what you have written here could possibly save the human race from peril.

You are an inspiration. My life now has purpose.

puddy said...

You misspelled sljslkzjkl.

Mary Ellen said...

Better keep working on that French, Randal. ;-)

It's easy to find the terrorist, it's the guy pointing at the crotch of the guy on the ground. He's pointing out where the explosives are hidden. Now, can I be the terrorist czar?

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The "P" is silent.

Regards,

Tengrain

sunshine said...

It's obviously the guy writing on the wall. He's the terrorist!
He looks very foreign. Hmmm...

Can I use the washroom now?

((Hugs))
Laura

Demeur said...

I see he got the Norwegan keyboard in the mail today.

Husker doo to you too.

okjimm said...

hmmmm makes sense to me. But just to be sure I must check the explosive package in my underwear.

Anonymous said...

crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?

sunshine said...

You know .. I think I like Anon.

Beach Bum said...

Its the dog I tell you, everyone else looks normal to me.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, that's actually a photo of House Republican Campaign Committee recruiters working a tea party group, seeking prospective candidates. You can't see the terrorist; Rush is on the radio, in the background.

BTW, it looks as though you mistook spray adhesive for keyboard cleaner. Not good.

Übermilf said...

I think Randal's being held hostage by militants in the library basement. Or worse, in meetings all day.

jadedj said...

My wife was saying this very thing to me the other day. She didn't use the "F" word, however.

I see no terrorist. All these people appear to be law-abiding citizens, going about their business...a perfectly normal American insane asylum...or political caucus.

The Cunning Runt said...

It was so apparent to me that they're ALL terrorists that I took my free trip to the bathroom immediately.

Right here in my chair!

Tom Harper said...

Aha, so you're the one that's been leaving all those Cyrillic spam messages all over the intertubes.

susan said...

It's quite obviously the guy with the lump in the back of his pants because he never even tried to make it to the bathroom.

MRMacrum said...

It's the fellow looking through the tube. Checking to see if he had packed the pipe bomb yet.

I don't read Esperanto very well. Why would you assume I read Randalantro any better?

Liberality said...

"are you mad?"

yes, quite so.

okay...uh, then carry on.

Wayward Son

TomCat said...

Most literate, friend. :-)

Übermilf said...

I'm worried about Randal.

sunshine said...

Well.. as his #1 stalker, all I can tell you is that Randal.. who usually answers all my "stalker e-mails" within the hour.. has not replied to my last letter which was early yesterday afternoon.

He didn't say he was taking today off (yes.. I know his schedule) so I can only assume that there is a problem with the computer at work. The last couple of months they've had trouble on and off..

Either that or he's dead. Is it too soon to try and think up ways he may have died?

Come back soon Randal!!!!
Or I'll have to come and find you....

((Hugs))
Laura

sunshine said...

Actually I e-mailed him today too... no reply....

PENolan said...

Well done

Mary Ellen said...

I e-mailed him this afternoon, too. Hmmmm....could it be that Cthulhu ate him?

Hey Randal...get yer ass back here, your harem awaits!

sunshine said...

Mary Ellen, I feel that it's more likely that perhaps one of the students he terrorizes at the school or perhaps a disgruntled bus passenger did him in.

I mean .. obviously Cthulhu is not done with him yet...

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I know it's cold in the midwest, but dammit! You have obligations. Now hop on that damn bus (which I assume is not running) and get back to yer post, private!

Regards,

Tengrain

Mary Ellen said...

sunshine- never thought about a student revolt. Either way, if I don't see any sign of him tomorrow, I'll have to hitch up my dog sled and go looking for him. Now all I need is a team of dogs. Damn. Foiled again!

Beach Bum said...

Lets just start calling all the libraries in Cleveland or if he really stays away, Homeland Security.

nazareth priest said...

I think it's the dame with the fan.
Never know what you can conceal on those fans!
Underwear? Good God, no!
That's too much, too much.
But I guess I'm just a 'misogynist' by trade...sorry, ladies!:<)! (I'm really not,...really!)

Dr. Zaius said...

Nososljlsn is innocent! Although I am growing rather suspicious of Byoplkjiog....