Thursday, February 25, 2010

Cali-phat



Oh. Your. God. Look at the way a young Hetfield is hunched over the mic.

Bet you suddenly feel like blowing something up in the name of Allah, too.

Spare me your tired accusations of illicit drug use, for you know exactly what I'm talking about, and more important, know my observation to be true. Doubt such subliminal chicanery? Check this out, nonbelievers:


















And let's not forget this chap:


















Nor the band's secret homage to Islam's holiest site:


















One of the most egregious offenders:

















I count at least ten crescents!

But nothing is more diabolical than using our unhealthy fascination with pornography against us:

















This proves it: rock and roll has been co-opted by those within appeasement-minded Western governments and their corporate puppetmasters as a cheap, effective gateway to radical Islam.

ترقد في سلام, Cliff Burton!

17 comments:

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Smell the glove!

Rgds,

TG

Cormac Brown said...

Wow, that's the first video that I've ever seen of Cliff. If there is any mandatory legislation that I want enacted world-wide, other than world peace, is that no, repeat, no one tours during the winter.

When we watching "La Bamba," I rattled off a list of rock stars that bought it, to The Teen, and it was mind-boggling.

susan said...

I'm enjoying a nice crescent roll for breakfast. A salaam alaikum.

CJT said...

Randal - WTF? I thought I told you to keep that picture hidden!

And to think I've been turned into a racist unknowingly. Thanks for pointing it out!

David Barber said...

Randal, is that naked lady covering a tattoo of your name? You know if you got to see her face she would look like the old lady giving the finger. :-)

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, tonight I'm gonna rock not you tonight.

cormac, betcha no Load of crap if the bus had fallen on Lars.

If there's world peace, what the hell would metal bands have to sing about? Bah!

susan, so that's why you live in Canada.

CJT, that's what you get for bangin' the mailman!

david, there's not a woman alive or dead who'd ever get me tattooed on their ass or any other body part.

You got a thing for that old lady? ;-)

MRMacrum said...

I must be behind the times. All I see in those album covers are hammers and sickles.

David Barber said...

I keep dreaming about her and its your fault for posting the picture. ;-)

sunshine said...

I took Joe down for a consultation about his wisdom teeth this morning. It was about a half hour or so drive and all he played was Metallica. He kept asking me if I'd ever "heard this song"? with every new song that came on.
Then it was Death Metal on the way back home.
Are you sure that we didn't have an affair in the early 90's? I'm 99% sure he's yours...

And like Susan.. I had a crescent for breakfast today.
Just getting myself ready for Canada's hockey team to win the gold..... :P
I've jinxed it now, haven't I???

((Hugs))
Laura

Tom Harper said...

I was all ready with a coherent witty comment. Then I clicked on that YouTube link and was overcome with that barbaric Devil's Music.

Anyway, I was, uhh...

Beach Bum said...

Randal, I usually take pride in at least having some idea what you are talking about but this time I'm completely lost. I will now retreat and go listen to The Carpenters singing "Rainy days and Mondays."

Holte Ender said...

Control your life through insanity

S.W. Anderson said...

I think Frank Gaffney is channeling Glenn Beck. Or maybe it's been the other way around and we just didn't realize it.

What I don't get, Randal, is how you can transition from that music to picking up on subliminal messages. That's remarkable.

Übermilf said...

I don't like having to click on things. It's too much effort. Is that like a song or something you wanted us to hear?

I don't want to do that; I just want to amuse myself while I avoid cleaning the litterbox.

Übermilf said...

I cleaned the litterbox. You know, after reading your blog, it didn't seem that bad.

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, always good to see someone kicking it old school.

david, I live in America's most miserable city, so of course I'm about spreading it around. ;-)

sunshine, I've never been to the Great White North and our weed isn't as good as your weed. Did you go down south for some BBQ?

tom, quite possibly the finest thrash record of all time.

BB, don't worry, you have a formidable task ahead of you: some burg or county or whatever in Georgia elected some gooper who once had an affair with his mother-in-law. Don't let South Carolina become #2 in the freaky politician game!

holte, I see my public service announcement is falling on deaf ears.

SWA, much easier to hide subliminals in rumbling power chord chromaticism than in sparse, jangly folk rock.

übermilf, I feel the same way when comparing visiting your place and scrubbing the toilet.

Dr. Zaius said...

Metal is as metal does, which should usually involve ear plugs. ;o)