Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I've got the runnin' on empty 'til saved by spam blues

No time to chitchat. Why?

Sweep the blog, Johnny!

Groan and such, but I already scoured YouTube, failing to find a video of that gig where you flip your finger over your flapping gums and make that idiotic child noise. Does anyone remember those yellow sticks from the early Reagans that would force out a sound akin to a dying furry animal filtered through mid-70s production tricks whenever you flipped it up and down?

"No, but this'll do, won't it?"

Close enough.


Christopher said...

That fucking Nixon had more lives than a cat or a Clinton.

MRMacrum said...

Well, seems to me Nixon was a creampuff compared to the animals lurking on the Right these days.

Demeur said...

What you're not satisfied with the new all natural dick of death formulas in your inbox? They're ancient herbal formulas you know.

Holte Ender said...

Nixon is the inspiration to todays Republicans, after him they swore they'd never get caught again.

Randal Graves said...

christopher, and jowls registered as a lethal weapon.

mrmacrum, hell, Reagan was, though I wonder which death squads were more efficacious, those in Latin America or Blackwater.

demeur, I'm completely satisfied, but I think this spam was for vast gobs of cash.

holte, I'm glad I tossed Tricky Dick on at the end of this pointless post. Everyone loves Nixon!

Tom Harper said...

Ahh, but Grasshopper like chitchat.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Only you would sink so low as to try to foist Tricky Dick on an unsuspecting nation.



"I am not a crook."

Ricky Shambles said...

We should do something about the discrepancy between Tricky Dick and Unkle GrumpyDick (Cheney). Mashup request officially entered.

Übermilf said...

Do you miss me?

Beach Bum said...

I agree with Macrum, didn't Nixon say we would miss him when we didn't have him to kick around anymore?

I'm sure Tricky Dick is looking up perplexed as shit about the stuff Bush and Cheney have gotten away with.

susan said...

Yes, how is it possible that things have become so grim that we can remember Nixon and feel sentiment for the good old days?

S.W. Anderson said...

Graves, you sadist.

What next, a demolition derby video for all the Toyota owners in your retinue? Maybe a This Old House rerun for those who've been foreclosed on?

Nixon. Sheesh.

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Liberality said...

I will not sully my pure mind essence with that tricky Dick. Nor do I wish to besmirch myself with his newest incantation: Evil Uncle Dick. To hell with those dicks! ;~)

Randal Graves said...

tom, didn't Caine at one point have to walk over rice paper without leaving a print? I'll buy Rush his next bottle of Oxycotin if he can pull that off.

tengrain, you of all people should know such chicanery is entirely expected.

ricky, that's not a bad idea, for who wouldn't want to see such concentrated evil in one place?

übermilf, no.

BB, he's right, hell, I miss Chimpy. Now that was free entertainment.

susan, just remember though, imagine if he had an even more intellectually sedentary public and a 193% fawning media. I wouldn't count Nixon out.

SWA, hang on a sec, I'm writing those down. Do you have any more?

Don't forget internet bot, they are also less filling.

liberality, you know damn well you clicked on the video so you could hear his mellifluous tones. ;-)

Dr. Zaius said...

"Yellow sticks from the early Reagans"?

Are you talking about Iran-Contra or "Just Say NO to Drugs"?

Randal Graves said...

No, this is what Niger used to have before they started baking all their yellow into cake.

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