No time to chitchat. Why?
Sweep the blog, Johnny!
Groan and such, but I already scoured YouTube, failing to find a video of that gig where you flip your finger over your flapping gums and make that idiotic child noise. Does anyone remember those yellow sticks from the early Reagans that would force out a sound akin to a dying furry animal filtered through mid-70s production tricks whenever you flipped it up and down?
"No, but this'll do, won't it?"