Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Nobody's home

Randal's not home in this version.
No, he's not speaking in the third person;
you have reached his answering machine.
After scrubby dubby nice n' clean,
encephalitic noodlery ensued:
read his Frenchie presentation and booed,
the same for poesie script and chewed
on the fat that was self-inflicted destructive criticism, due soon.
So for today, no Prestidigitarianism --
what? 'tis my new religion. Come join, start tithing. Beep.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Roses are picked,
Violets are plucked
I read your lousy poem
And now I am... losing my will to live.



okjimm said...

Kudos Tengrain ! I thought ensued & chewed & booed were good.

All in all I would have added a little more paparika, wild onions and a dash of tabasco iffen it was my poem.

susan said...

Is this where one signs in for the medical experiments? I brought my cup.

sunshine said...

Good luck with your presentation on Friday.
Thinking good thoughts for you and sending all my positive vibes!!!


Randal Graves said...

tengrain, never misunderestimate the lethal power of crappy verse.

okjimm, Tabasco? No.
Mustard? Sure, don't be a retard.

susan, good, you'll need something to hold your innards once we've removed them.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, send booze instead. If I'm nice n' sloshed, I won't know how crappy it'll be. ;-)

sunshine said...

Stop it. It won't be crappy.
Don't worry... :)


Tom Harper said...

Cool. Your post reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode (the mid'80s Twilight Zone) where this guy calls his own phone number to check for messages, and a "parallel" version of himself answers the phone.

Christopher said...

Cheney's colonoscopy is Louvre-ready! Is there room at the Bush library in Dallas???

David Barber said...

Randal, you lost me at "Randa's not home..." but good luck with whatever you are doing. ;-)

Holte Ender said...

What does Prestidigitarianism mean?

Beach Bum said...

Come join, start tithing

I'll send the cheap wine and the half bottle of tequila I have.

Knock'em dead.

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien said...

who turned that cat inside out and stuck in the micro? groooosss!

MRMacrum said...

I'd throw my two cents at this, but then what would I have to rub together?

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, don't be going all Bobby McFerrin on me.

tom, I think having a doppelganger would be cool unless it was hellbent on destroying me, then it would be less cool.

christopher, dude, what's wrong with you, this isn't Saw IX!

david, I lost me last week, which is why I bought one of those Hollywood Maps of the Stars.

holte, what, tell you its ancient secrets without any monetary contributions?

BB, that'll work too.

JNRR, gives a whole new dimension to eating pussy. No Tabasco, though.

mrmacrum, your fingers, and what magic they contain!

Dr. Zaius said...

I like the part about the encephalitic noodlery. :o)

Anonymous said...

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it