Magical ball-control ray. Not pictured: Doug Henning.
Doug Henning would be proud of such prestidigitation.
Just get some of that Canucklehead curl, then hat tricks aplenty.
Oh, almost forgot about basketballery:
Kentucky waxes Fucking Duke, Kansas outlasts, oh, why not, Butler (go, midmajors, go), then a collection of talent beats John Wall.
Before I take leave of thee, I'm currently in a library-wide meeting (one must take advantage of a student body-less spring break) but if you are interested in the nuts and bolts of a well-oiled book depository, and I know you are, simply watch the live feed below.