Thursday, March 11, 2010

No time for blog, Dr. Jones!

Short Round lies, I've got plenty of time (I am, after all, at work, assonance, sweet assonance, gas, grass, ass, the last aw yeah) I simply don't feel like it. Which makes me a liar because here I am with a post but know this post knows nothing and contains nothing but arsenic, so after you've read it, you don't have long, which makes you dead, an ontological state worse than lying personified, advantage, me, whee.


MRMacrum said...

The good reasons to be lazy are endless. Why do I always pick the bads ones then.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

This might be your best post yet. All the words made sense, both individually and collectively.

However, it is obvious you will be Jonesing in about an hour or so.

Eat at Ray's!



susan said...

Yet another fine example of as the word turns.

Room Mom Helper said...

This post didn't kill me, it just made me feel a little sick.

So, it's pretty much your typical output.

Mary Ellen said...


Now get off your lazy butt and respond to these comments, young man, or I'll come over there and whip your behind! :-)

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien said...

ass is grass ~ massa.

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, no such thing as a bad reason when it comes to being lazy. Who told you such lies?

tengrain, this made sense? For that, I will not stand, which is good because I am currently seated.

susan, or the flesh-eating worm. Remember that crappy 70s flick, Squirm, with the electrified squigglies?

übermilf's other other 99 cent disguise, seriously, what's with all the hats, you starting a haberdashery?

nunly, promises, promises.

JNRR, I feel bad for America's Foremost Performance Artist. Rarely is such a creature upstaged.

Demeur said...

Mary Ellen hey he just might like that. I hear he's into that kinky stuff. Also hear he's into snorkeling. ;-)

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, your writing future doesn't lie in creating greeting card messages for Hallmark. Just a hunch.

Mary Ellen said...

Demeur- Word around the internet is that he posed for some porn and starred in the movie, "Womb Raider"...hence the picture at the top of this post.

Room Mom Helper said...

Here's some of the kinky stuff he's into.

Mary Ellen said...

Room Mom Helper- That was the funniest thing I've ever seen! :-D :-D Those funky Finn's!

Tom Harper said...

This post contains arsenic? Well good on you. That's one of the basic food groups.

Tengrain said...

Room Mom Helper -

In California, his outfit is described as a full Cleveland, and I am not making that up.

Eat at Roy's!



Liberality said...

Randal this post took off without you. It's all very kinky ;~)

Holte Ender said...

Remarkable, you write about nothing, and people turn up. A marketing man's dream.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, what do you take me for, a Republican?

SWA, I refuse to give up my dream of shifting their paradigm.

nunly, comical, considering I'm not the one whose blog could be the title of a porn flick.

übermilf's other other 99 cent diguise, I'm an inferno of disco.

tom, always good to have something to wash down that nasty HFCS.

tengrain, surely you haven't forgotten the Regular Guy Look.

liberality, you're all a bunch of pervs.

holte, now do you understand why I put forth very little effort?

Dr. Zaius said...

Arsenic? Two helpings please!

Beach Bum said...

Given the dirty look I receive amongst God's true believers I'm immune to arsenic and most other poisons.

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