baked hungover struggling without repose against the nefarious forces of destiny whose unholy web of deceit, this tangible darkness, has been carefully woven over countless eons for the sole purpose of enacting my demise stricken with slack, I, of course, seek out that oracle which cannot possibly let me down, Crappy Blog® post template 2.0.
No dice, but my desk does hold a deck of cards.
Hey, can't surf for porn all day.
Ten of diamonds? Wikipedia it is.
241 BC: First Punic War: Battle of the Aegates Islands. The Romans sink the Carthaginian fleet bringing the First Punic War to an end. Epic.
1735: An agreement between Nadir Shah and Russia is signed near Ganja and Russian troops are withdrawn from Baku. Insert own marijuana joke here.
famous birthdays: Osama bin Laden, Chuck Norris. Insert own the former needs airplanes to take down buildings whereas the latter only needs his fist joke here.
Hopping like a frog never works, trust me.
I distinctly recall as a wee NES adolescent being involved in nearly a carbon copy of this fantastic goal during a snowy November day in Oberlin. Before you inquire, yes, I was one of the defenders. Sure, the dude scored, but I did manage to get a sharp shot on his shin later in the match. Dishes out for revenge, etc, etc.
Would've had video, but UEFA's as hardcore as George Lucas.