Wednesday, March 10, 2010

It's Crappy Blog, it's Crappy Blog, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy.

When baked hungover struggling without repose against the nefarious forces of destiny whose unholy web of deceit, this tangible darkness, has been carefully woven over countless eons for the sole purpose of enacting my demise stricken with slack, I, of course, seek out that oracle which cannot possibly let me down, Crappy Blog® post template 2.0.

No dice, but my desk does hold a deck of cards.

Hey, can't surf for porn all day.

Ten of diamonds? Wikipedia it is.

241 BC: First Punic War: Battle of the Aegates Islands. The Romans sink the Carthaginian fleet bringing the First Punic War to an end. Epic.

1735: An agreement between Nadir Shah and Russia is signed near Ganja and Russian troops are withdrawn from Baku. Insert own marijuana joke here.

famous birthdays: Osama bin Laden, Chuck Norris. Insert own the former needs airplanes to take down buildings whereas the latter only needs his fist joke here.

Hopping like a frog never works, trust me.

I distinctly recall as a wee NES adolescent being involved in nearly a carbon copy of this fantastic goal during a snowy November day in Oberlin. Before you inquire, yes, I was one of the defenders. Sure, the dude scored, but I did manage to get a sharp shot on his shin later in the match. Dishes out for revenge, etc, etc.

Would've had video, but UEFA's as hardcore as George Lucas.


Holte Ender said...

It's about time Nasri showed what he can do, he has been playing on the fringes for too long. A truly great goal.

Übermilf said...

A.) Forget Punic Wars. Tell us about Pubic Wars.

B.) My maternal grandpa's surname was Oberlin.

That is all.

Oh, except I keep coughing up massive phlegm balls and my ear is clogged.


I need to clean out my refrigerator.

Dean Wormer said...

"Hey, can't surf for porn all day."

What, other than carpal tunnel, is stopping you?

Mary Ellen said...

Seriously, Randal, you have to start sharing that stuff your smoking. At the very least, who's your dealer?

Übermilf said...

Also, Crappy Blog has 3 syllables and Slinky has 2. You should've used CrapBlog instead.

Randal Graves said...

holte, it really was fantastic, and he's bound to get more playing time now. He's only started about half of Arsenal's games, I think.

übermilf, who do I look like, Clarence Thomas? You going to drink that Coke?

Keep your phlegm balls to yourself.

dean, I think I've watched all of them.

nunly, I am 100% sober.

übermilf, hey, if you wanna compose my blog, go ahead. Free me up to search for more porn.

Demeur said...

Should we call your play the "Cleveland" defense?
Now get back to your porn their stars need a bail out too.

Mary Ellen said...

nunly, I am 100% sober.

That's even more scary. ;-)

Liberality said...

more porn and sports, humph!

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You expect us to believe that Chimpy got a slinky to work? What have you been smoking, and why are you not sharing it?

Eat at Ray's!



Hire Me said...

You're crabby. Is that 'cause you're sober?

Tom Harper said...

Gee, that was too bad when Laura tripped over the slinky and cracked her head. Unfortunately, Dumbya was too busy boffing the twins and he didn't notice.

susan said...

Well, at least you didn't spike him so that's a mark in your favor.

S.W. Anderson said...

Nadir Shah, huh. Does that mean he was like the bottom Shah of them all, or something?

Do you suppose they ever had an Apex Shah or Median Shah? Or, in modern times, maybe a Rick Shah? :)

Beach Bum said...

Osama bin Laden, Chuck Norris

Two absolute whack jobs thinly separated by religion.

MRMacrum said...

Chuck would be better using his head as it appears to have no function other than to grow hair.

I don't do Ganja jokes. Drugs are nothing to make light of. Speaking of lights, my roach seems to have gone out. Got a Bic I can Flic?

I was a defender when I played High school soccer. Boring-est job in the world. All the offense on our team were Latinos from Ecuador. The ball never came down my way. Well, not very often.

My real sport was lacrosse. Having a stick to wield added a dimension I just cannot put into words.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, on par with a Cleveland steamer. In my defense (ha ha) this guy was pretty good, a dude on one of those traveling teams. I'm just a slow cracker.

nunly, but at least I won't crash my car through your front window!

liberality, what, you came here for highbrow discussion of a philosophical bent?

tengrain, the blind squirrel theory.

übermilf's other 99 cent disguise, I'm crabby because you're here.

tom, so her infamous stare off into space isn't drug-based but a post-concussion syndrome?

susan, I was young and idealistic.

SWA, will you be here all week and should we not forget to tip our waitress? ;-)

BB, you're going to get a punch in the face. Or have an airplane land on your house.

mrmacrum, Randal's not here, man.

I didn't mind playing back because I wasn't the fastest and it was always good when one could get a nice shot on a prima donna forward.

Can't skate, but loved playing hockey in gym class, so I could see where lacrosse could be enjoyable. You didn't kill anyone, did you?

Dr. Zaius said...

What about frogging like a hop? No, that would be silly...

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