Tuesday, March 9, 2010

What are you looking at, grasshopper?

If there was a street named Fascination,
oh, you'd be it. Oh, see you've already plugged it.
In other shocking bits, LeBron is bloody good hurt,
sniff & sob,
I enjoy a scoop & a gob or three
of Neapolitan & syrupy chocolate
mixed, 'tis alchemical,
though I've never been to Londontown nor Naples
nor any alembic in Bruno's Kingdom.
Heretic, watch out for ouches,
fare thee well & beware, even the pitch isn't safe
from kung fu masters --
burn 'em at the stake! too! if you can catch as catch can
catch, woodchuckling fool, unless you've been kung fued, too.
I had a bunch of other crap, cut
& pasted into the trash, you didn't need to read that.


MRMacrum said...

I see you have this post labled under the "theatre of the absurd". I dunno, but it appears Life is moving along normally for Cleveland.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

As usual I have no idea what you are talking about, so I assume your mule arrived with a fresh delivery.

Eat at Roy's! A taste like no other's!



Room Mom Helper said...

You've now outed yourself as a Cure fan.

Holte Ender said...

What great lyrics Funky China Men, from Funky Chinatown . . .

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, that would be theatre of the miserable. We're still number one, dammit.

tengrain, my apologizes. Must be the indigestion.

übermilf's 99 cent disguise, that's not exactly the most arcane knowledge in the world.

Chuggachuggasatan is still tops. Except for Louie and Jonnie.

Forget it holte, it's funky Chinatown!

sunshine said...

That first picture...
that is totally what I would like to do to some asswipe I don't even know on Facebook.
I'm totally in the middle of a big scuffle with an American guy wearing hooped earrings bigger than any I own (and I'm Italian so.. you know I've got me some BIG ASS hoop earrings).. he said Canadians were boring and stupid .. and that we have annoying accents!!!!
Well, you know me... you don't call me "Miss Canada" for nothing!

He will pay ... guarandamntee it!!!!

The only bad part in all of this is that the fight is going on, on someone else's Facebook page. A mutual friend. She's going to be surprised when she gets home from work.

Sorry that this had little to do with your post. I guess it's all about me day today!


Mary Ellen said...

I think there should be Kung-fu fighting at all sports events. Not just in the stands, either.

Mary Ellen said...

Oh no! I think I ended up in your spam hell! I knew I would end up in hell, just thought it might happen after I died. Sigh...

Mary Ellen said...

Nope...spam hell spit me out, I guess. I must be too holy or something. Go figure.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, boring and stupid describes about 87.6% of my fellow citizens, so pay the chucklehead no mind.

I say you karate kick him in the skull.

nunly, I must say that I'm quite disappointed. When I get spam, I expect something a little more erotic.

And I can't completely disagree with your suggestion, but wouldn't, in hockey for example, a kung fu contest instead of a shootout be a bit difficult to wage on skates? Though there is the opportunity for much blood.

Mary Ellen said...

Randal- I think you've hit on something...maybe kung-fu on skates could be an Olympic event?

Tom Harper said...

What is Grasshopper looking at? I'm looking at two tall men in funny clothes. What are they doing? I. Do. Not. Know.

susan said...

So when did they add kickboxing to basketball? Will they do anything to pull the fans away from their x-boxes?

Beach Bum said...

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing...

I really dig that song, especially when I dance it with my lightsabre.

Liberality said...

you are so kind. keep kicking Randal, someday your city will win in a sport!

Randal Graves said...

nunly, I'm not into giving points for artistry during a sporting event, so I assume the gold medal winner would be the one who had lost the least amount of blood, yes?

tom, I am going to contemplate on your words, then I'm going to wander the Old West and right some wrongs.

susan, that is former Cav Ira Newble doing his Bruce Lee, but I can't remember watching that game at the time.

BB, just don't accidentally lop off a limb.

liberality, don't patronize me! ;-)

Dr. Zaius said...

Did someone say ice cream? :o)