If there was a street named Fascination,
oh, you'd be it. Oh, see you've already plugged it.
In other shocking bits, LeBron is bloody
sniff & sob,
I enjoy a scoop & a gob or three
of Neapolitan & syrupy chocolate
mixed, 'tis alchemical,
though I've never been to Londontown nor Naples
nor any alembic in Bruno's Kingdom.
Heretic, watch out for ouches,
fare thee well & beware, even the pitch isn't safe
from kung fu masters --
burn 'em at the stake! too! if you can catch as catch can
catch, woodchuckling fool, unless you've been kung fued, too.
I had a bunch of other crap, cut
& pasted into the trash, you didn't need to read that.