Saturday, July 24, 2010

Anastrophy, Or, I Was Bored, Man.

Yesterday, and always: short, curt riffing, prose borne on long winds.
Today, a play: less long (yay! you say), long song (boo! you hoo).


Because I'm sniff too sad sob to chortle type wheez.

Wheez. Cheez Whiz. What a chiz!

At least Samuel's last name isn't Muhammad. Always more enjoyable being a social pariah than being dead unless you're Dracula.

I vant to burn your flag!

Too bad he's not an American citizen. This dead guy'd give Dead Gus Hall a real run for his votitude. Oops, this is longer than I had planned. Sorry. Now listen.


Übermilf said...

I'd think most Clevelanders would find it a pleasant diversion to experience a burning sensation that didn't involve their crotches.

Lisa said...

I made it 2 minutes in before I blacked out. What did I miss?

Beach Bum said...

At least Samuel's last name isn't Muhammad.

Give Fox News a few days, they will find something or make it up.

Randal Graves said...

übermilf, we can't help it that we're hot hot hot.

lisa, Dave's not here, man.

BB, 'tis possible he's black, which is almost as bad, unless he's a black Muslim, which is nearly the worstest.

Tim said...

Good thing I don't have a gun around I'd blow my brains out after a few minutes of that. Not say..just saying;)

Freida Bee, MD said...

Your flag pin doesn't fool me! You're so cruel to let that poor man take the fall for your crimes of passion. If you burn more while he's in jail, you'll inspire a veritable CSI: The Patriot Files Series, starring... (of course) Sarah Palin as The Maverick Barracuda in a super heroine's costume with a fish head.

Randal Graves said...

tim, no death metal and there's still no musically pleasing you jokers.

FB, you mean like this?

Tom Harper said...

Oh my God! Setting fire to his neighbors' flags??? What is happening to this great nation? It's all because of that Kenyan Muslim in the White House. His minions are ruining America.

Christopher said...

Frieda Bee,

You still have your blog?

I clicked on my blogroll one day and I swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster you were gone, so I removed your link.

Anyway, adding you back today.

S.W. Anderson said...

Idle hands really are the devil's playthings.

Randal, heads up.

susan said...

They'll probably revoke his bic license and make him carry a gun like every other good American.

Tengrain said...

Graves you swine!

Perhaps the local politicians were wrapped in the flag, did you consider THAT, my friend? I say no, you did not.

No one likes the steak tartare at Ray's, so what's a flag between friends?



Liberality said...

Freida Bee: I too clicked on your link and got some ad web site with your name. It was really strange. I went back a couple of times and same thing happened. So do you still blog? Miss you.

Liberality said...

Oh and hi Randal. As usual, my reasoning skills are challenged by your post ;~)

MRMacrum said...

I heard a rumor there's a TSA crew up in the Cleveland area surveying the perimeter for a double razor wire fence line.

Randal Graves said...

tom, goes to show the power of the Hussein X Invisible Mind Control Ray.

christopher, I think she was off working for the CIA.

SWA, which is why I'm pro-masturbation.

susan, if only I had my conceal-n-carry permit, and lived in Wooster, I coulda shot that Benedict Arnold dead before he burned another flag.

tengrain, no politician would DARE violate the sanctity of our holiest symbol by wrapping him or herself in it or, even worse, signing one's name on it.

liberality, party at FB's house. BYOflag!

mrmacrum, Famous Ray's hopes so, razor wire is great for catching free range humans.

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