Saturday, July 17, 2010

When you've got the government on your side, pimpin's easier than you think.


















"Huh?"

All posts can be improved with Putin. Duh.


Took some extra pretty pictures this morning just for you wankers -- don't shrug, you fucking love radiant blooms and you fucking know it -- but then a distressing vision came to me of the camera's USB cable stretched out & relaxing on the coffee table, flipping the bird with extreme nonchalance.

So instead, you get this bad headline, ripped from today's local internets:






And you thought Cleveland was staid & upright.

17 comments:

Freida Bee, MD said...

Where, I wanna see.

Übermilf said...

Two words for you: Cleveland. Steamer.

Randal Graves said...

FB, alright, but it'll cost ya.

übermilf, cleanliness is next to Clevelandiness.

susan said...

You actually have a camera with a USB connection? That beats the hell out of my wind-up Brownie, you lucky b*stard.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Clearly you have let down the fine citizens of Clevelandistan who want you to continue your sexytime crimes.

"Mom, what's that librarian doing to the card catalog?"

Hilarity ensues.

Rgds,

Tengrain

TomCat said...

Pimpin is always easier with GOP whores.

Randal Graves said...

susan, ah, how your forget, civil servants make mad scratch.

tengrain, sexual congress? Library of, ladies.

tomcat, did you just call Putin a gooper? Your ass is so kung-fued.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, inability to operate a USB cable is what happens to people who indulge a soccer fetish for extended periods.

Looks as though your fair city is mighty anxious to show progress in some area. Is this in competition with Cincinnati, or something?

sunshine said...

Congratulations! I'm so happy that your city has made progress in this area.
I have a headache. Does it show???

((Hugs))
Laura

Tom Harper said...

"Sex crime progress" -- all right, 3 cheers for Cleveland.

BDR said...

@ Tengrain: google Kids in the Hall hitler donkey.

Holte Ender said...

I am assuming that there are less sex crimes. How long is it since Lebron and his entourage left town?

Beach Bum said...

...of the camera's USB cable stretched out & relaxing on the coffee table, flipping the bird with extreme nonchalance.

I have the same problem with a recalcitrant Roomba, sorry fucker won't vacuum shit and keeps beeping about joining a union.

darkblack said...

Indeed, there's always room for Putin...Choco-proletariat, Pistachio Perestroika, and Boston Sex Crime Pie. Nummers!

;>)

La Belette Rouge said...

That picture of Master-P, the caviar King with the eyes of evil, was enough for me.

Randal Graves said...

SWA, it's not my fault it went into hiding. And we're merely trying to be as wacky as Wyche.

sunshine, is this why, in a post heavily saturated with innuendo, you didn't verbally flaunt your assets?

tom, always good to have another excuse to drink.


Someone call Godwin on BDR!

holte, since the sport in this town is so bad, we need something to occupy our downtime.

BB, I don't know why people are worried about an AI destroying humanity through weapons, it'll certainly be through unionizing and too many paid holidays.

darkblack, plus he demonstrated that there's no connection between hip hop and drugs.

LBR, that rhymes, and you know that rhymes!

TomCat said...

He isn't. He acts like one!