Thursday, April 7, 2011

Aw, hell-diddly-ding-dong-crap! Can't you morons do anything right?






















[Surgeon General's Warning: prolonged exposure to poorly composed meatworld Mad Libs masquerading as actual creative acts of versification will lead to heart palpitations, chronic fatigue and readership-destroying sports blogging.]























Go dunk yourself.

Ping pong balls ja! Wins nein!











Verily, the bellyaching joy of this court matters little, for, i' faith, is not Kyrie Irving a jester as bland as the last drab bolt gifted by the heartless Duke?

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm happy for you Randal.

Yog-Sothoth knows you've suffered almost enough.
~

Beach Bum said...

Now if that picture don't make Koop and Reagan look guilty of something George W Bush is a Shakespearean actor.

Haven't been following basketball this year, watched a Bobcat's game at the start of the season and seeing my grass grow was more interesting.

Randal Graves said...

if, don't patronize me, Panhandle!

BB, as awful as we've been, yes, the Cadavaliers are far more entertaining that Air's squadron.

David Barber said...

I believe you wrote this, Randal..."but you being a blind homer, I'm not sure I trust your predictive acumen!"...

Trust in me, brother, trust the scary Englishmen with the predictive acumen!! HA!!

Don't do basketball. ;-)

Liberality said...

basketball basketball on the wall
who has the greatest blog of all?
be he alive or be he dead
Randal, back to work & make your bread!

Randal Graves said...

david, do you do the lottery? ;)

liberality, bread? We make games of minesweeper!

okjimm said...

whoa.... I had no idea Cleveland had won that many games.

Tom Harper said...

Nice kinky picture at the top. Tell those two to get a room.

susan said...

Considering the first picture was a fine example of morons I'm not sure how to define the current crop.

Demeur said...

Haven't had time to even follow this on line. Just be glad you still have a team. Humm? Wonder if we could pick them up cheap now that Labron is gone?

S.W. Anderson said...

OK, not being a basketball fan, I have no idea what No. 21 is trying to do. If he's supposed to be helping the ball through the net he's very poorly positioned. If he's supposed to be keeping the ball from going through the net, his arm should be up in the hoop. Or, he could hang on to the hoop so the ball bounces off of him. Or, maybe he's trying for a knockout punch . . ?

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, paying off the refs pays off.

tom, sir, shhh. Children might be reading this.

susan, given the human tendency to romanticize the past, it's not strange that we have misty watercolor memories of said morons, but the whipper snappers are giving it their best, and for that they should be applauded.

demeur, then we'll just steal Sacramento.

SWA, I could tell you, but then I'd have to make you sit through a joint Obama-Boehner presser.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

Koop's beard way outclasses Bork's.

Dr. Zaius said...

You are in danger of becoming a living, breathing sports metaphor, you know.