Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Фармвилл! Or, The Son of the Return of a Semi-Famous Dead Commie Returns Again, Part II

We do?

In honor of this glorious occasion -- party demands to know what you're doing to celebrate -- the NAALP present:

Starring Soviet Ronald Reagan, Soviet Macaulay Culkin, Soviet Virginia Madsen. With special guest star, Soviet Groucho Marx.

Careful viewers take note of Soviet Trailer Park & In-Russia-Bike-Pedal-You. [ed. note: bastards better watch the whole thing. We did, in lieu of working, to put this post together for you, Damien, it's all for you! Fucking ingrate(s).]

Farmville of the Damned 

Enver Hoxha's (you can't keep a good corpse down) purple bromance With Stalin says that this worker's paradise was the man of steel's favorite. Decadent, bourgeois Amerikanskis scoff as they count their capital. 

It was love at first potato.

Li'l Bunker was right! La bibliothèque's never this dramatic. Swoon.    


Demeur said...

What am I going to do? Why burn a librarian of course. Isn't that what all good Bolsharethuglicons are doing these days?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You and your frogs!!!111one!

Anonymous said...

hoo will hep me drink all this wode-kah?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, I laugh at your plan. Don't you know we've subsisted on a steady diet of asbestos for years?

if, frogs! Bah! How about this unholy army!

karl of the österreich, after hard day, Gazprom verkers enjoy good wode-kah deenar.

susan said...

It was almost worth putting down a perfectly good book to come by here for my daily dose of high tech entertainment. This is high tech, isn't it? Happy Libranski week.

thatgirl said...

I like the lack of pupils in the accordion player.

The Traktoristys will Win The Future.

Liberality said...

Happy library worker week/month/year/century

...just to cover all the bases here ;~)

Beach Bum said...

Down here Queen Governor Nikki has her tea party acolytes watching all those evil dens of unrestricted knowledge called libraries. Anyone walking out with something other than the "Left Behind" series, Beck's book, or advanced taxidermy is in trouble.

Still, I wish you a happy Library week comrade.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

How about this unholy army!

So that's what Mooselini was talking about?

Randal Graves said...

susan, book? Party doesn't look kindly upon the intelligentsia.

thatgirl, must be one of those KGB robot assassins they always warned us about.

liberality, don't be so lazy!

BB, bah, I prefer the Kirk Cameron film adaptation.

if, NATO should have used creepy crawlies. Never would have seen such humanitarianism coming.

TheCunningRunt said...

Yes indeed, "Alooka-looka!" ...and there's nothing hotter than a blond on an old Soviet-era tractor!

Dr. Zaius said...

For me, it is often love at first potato. Or onion ring.