Wednesday, April 13, 2011

No, I'm not planning on buying a shiny red sports car in the shape of a penis

As I get older, my chuckle gland is more easily amused than it used to be.

Click to eugenically embiggen.

"At Chelsea for doing nothing with their first half possession?"
"Of course."

Arrested development? Never saw the show, but if I'm serious here, I'm serious everywhere in every where & that leads to itchy skin, dry heaves & voting.

There was just now nearly a texting-LOL-crash-boom. Damn peripheral vision.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What's this now?

You and BDR going Star Trek on the same day?

I smell a conspiracy!

thatgirl said...

So in other words, the angry young man will eventually turn into a jolly old man?

Because this would be fun to see.

Randal Graves said...

if, those space maggots from TNG season one are finally following up.

thatgirl, hmm. Synapses seem to have painted me into a corner. Can I borrow some turpentine?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I'm put in a mind where I consider a blog (having one, writing entries for that one) analogous to a vagina. Some are aesthetically beautiful on first impression, but... while others may look unruly while hiding treasures inexplicable.

Forget the red sports car. The blog is like going back up the birth canal, Bubba!

Liberality said...

beautiful vs. unruly--give me an unruly vag any day, oh wait, I got one! ;~)

yeah, I think I've been having a midlife crisis my own self Randal but I'm working on a return to my sweet but bitter self...

okjimm said...

//Arrested development?//

whoa.... happened to me once.... but I ate the evidence.... and it was thrown up in court. Musta been the mustard on the development....

susan said...

"As I get older, my chuckle gland is more easily amused than it used to be."

Wait til you get so old you fall down laughing and can't get up.

Tom Harper said...

Red??? Give me a shiny flesh-colored sports car in the shape of a penis.

S.W. Anderson said...

An alternative headline for this . . . whatever it is: How to lose your head when all those about you are keeping theirs. :)

Beach Bum said...

No, I'm not planning on buying a shiny red sports car in the shape of a penis

Maybe not you but I've heard Senator John Kyl will be buying one after throwing the biggest gay party in the history of San Francisco and Tuscon combined.

Not intended to be a factual statement.

Demeur said...

Oh Darn! Bum stole my line. That's what happens when you get here late. All the good comments are taken.

Ah how about a penis in the shape of a sports car? You could start a whole new teen fad. How's that?

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österreich, I never knew I was saying things so sexfully, though it's plausible you just called this place a big yeast infection.

liberality, I think it's less the age & more the blank, decidedly unruly, space that's supposedly my brain.

okjimm, what kind of mustard? Ballpark's so much better than plain ole yellow.

susan, precisely why I sleep standing up.

tom, if you proposed that to the automotive industry, they'd probably take it. Without compensation, of course.

SWA, I know exactly what I'm saying. 6-8 weeks for decoder ring delivery, bub.

BB, there are no gay congressfuckers, and if there are, it's because they were hit with the invisible mind control gay ray. Duh.

demeur, no more dragging your pet rock to the local hootenanny.

Dr. Zaius said...

I need thirty-six Vicodin and change for a dollar.