Saturday, April 23, 2011

Rapt contemplation of introspective musing

The front page of today's PD:

Stoute barristers of the fote-ball, correck thine traveystie! A former bench-warmer's water-burden i' fatall combat with yon roge who once baiteth the mutt & tast'd the gruel of the gaol? O Thieveland, ye suff'ring the Lord's miserie to-day, thou graspeth at any mocke strawe of goodlie fortune to-morrow! Now, thro' the kynge's musick, I shall doeth th'equal but i' matters of heavenly import to the brain & soule physick of yr humblest servant.

Goeth, brigand, I say, goeth! fower I am stille rapt in thynkynge.

[note to self: half-assed ye olde English doesn't convey seriousness]
[self to self: try being serious for once]
[note to self: pfffffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt]


Beach Bum said...

Dude, it all made sense to me but I'm in that twilight land between wakefulness and sleep while sipping my first cup of coffee.

Hell, I just commented at Jim's place and I'm not really sure what I wrote. Might be the best shit I've done in a long time.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

[note to self: pfffffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt]

[self to self: you speeled "pwned" wrong, lol, loozer!"]

Liberality said...

I can barely read regular English and now you ask me to decipher old English? It's too early in the weekend dude!

Randal Graves said...

BB, the comment or the drugs?

if, dude, I can't leet speak noob all your base crap. Get off my computer.

liberality, if it helps, I'm not sure what I wrote, either. Just listen to the pretty music.

Nunly said...

Well, it IS "Talk Like Shakespeare Day" ya know!

How's it goin', kiddo?

Randal Graves said...

Get thee hence! (that's how yon Elizabethans would state their surprise)

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

note to self: pfffffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

You left out a b, the most important one, in fact.



okjimm said...

hey.... i kinda liked the music. sorta, kinda, made me think of beer...

S.W. Anderson said...

This electrified scrybble bringeth some thynge to mind, and it be more funne than, even, than Sally.

susan said...

I'm not sure what the rest of it was about but I did enjoy the pretty music.

Now you can go back to celebrating Easter by biting the limbs off chocolate Cthulu.

thatgirl said...

Ye Olde Phonye Kynge's English is a lovelye thynge especially with musick of great sweetness and light.

Well played.

David Barber said...

Cool tune, Randal! I may play that whilst drinking beer and celebrating Man United winning the Premiership in a few weeks!!

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, do you have any idea how much each b costs, rich man?

okjimm, but everything makes you think of beer.

SWA, nay, there be noe lass as funne as Sally, knave.

susan, may everyone get eggs of Cthulhu in their basket. Just be sure to hard boil them or you'll meet a gruesome end.

thatgirl, I hath not knowan we were to speaketh as the Greatt Bard, the light of serendipitie in the darknesse of daye.

david, oh, you blithely assume that Arsenal will continue to give up second half leads and draw draw draw?

It's either you guys or fucking Chelsea. I hate the EPL. :)

Nunly said...

I just stopped by to say Happy Easter, Randal, but you must be in Church this morning. Heh-heh. ;-)

Demeur said...

You need to put down the Bard of Avon and join the 21st century.

So what's the next post going to be? In txt speak?

Serious? Wasn't he a character in that Greek tragedy?

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David Barber said...

No, Arsenal will lose, lose, lose! Hahahahahaha!!!! ;-)