Thursday, April 28, 2011

Yesterday was really ugly

Love at first squeal

"Guess who likes you."

When fishy dives are served with chip(pie)s, well fucking Tartarus on a pitch, damn kids. Thank Cthulhu for Messi, that second spiked the bullshit in the nu -- wo!

Card this keyboard, ref! I never transpose letters, O my beautiful face, etc.

Hey, is that Paul Krugman?

Busts are for ladies & mantles

"I still get paid even if I'm a bum, right?"
"Randal does, why shouldn't you?"

Dear Walrus,

Please do not draft Gerard Warren Nick Fairley.

Love, Randal


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oh, is it the time of year when Dan Snyder makes a fool of himself already (more than usual, that is)?

Don't worry about Cleveland, Randal. I'm sure they'll do Fairley well (they always do, right ;)

Demeur said...

Is that soccer, football baseball or basketball yer talking about there? No matter the Browns, Cavs, Indians will never fail to disappoint much like the Seapigs, Mariners and Sounders. They all come with that new fangled automatic choke option.

BDR said...


It takes a dirty Madrid to make me root for a diving Barca. Vamos Schalke.

Mary Ellen said...

I have no idea what this blog post is about...but I like the pretty deer pictures. Do you hire them to eat your grass so you don't have to mow?

Randal Graves said...

if, please post a retraction of your character assassination or you will be sued.

demeur, at least it's factory-installed and doesn't cost extra.

BDR, so that's why our drafting record has been so poor.

Hope it's cleaned up 'cause rooting for ManU isn't on the radar.

nunly, that's not a bad idea. Time to put lazy nature to work for a change.

David Barber said...

Missed the Spanish Armada, but not too bothered that I did. Diving, crying bastards! You don't get that in the Premiersh......I forget, we have Nani!!! Ha!

Randal Graves said...

Never dive hath an Englishman. Never drink hath a Scotsman. I see your Ha! and raise.

We'll see what happens next week. I'm not saying 'no harm, no foul,' and I know millionaire footballers whine as much a millionaires everywhere, but fucking hell that was a joke.

susan said...

Oops, I see I've visited a sports post. Please excuse me while I check the pot that's bubbling over.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I have no idea what you are babbling about, but I assume that something kicked in outside of Barstow.

Just stay away from the ether.



S.W. Anderson said...

"Hey, is that Paul Krugman?"

A recognizable name amid a dense fog of . . . inside futbol, I think.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Well well well.

Both Cleveland and Washington traded down.

P.S. Didn't Krugman use to play tackle, before shifting to guard in the pros?

Randal Graves said...

susan, I'm resurrecting the corpse of Pierre Trudeau & telling him that you hate hockey.

tengrain, relax, Dr. Giggles, I brought plenty for everyone.

SWA, must be nice to afford tickets to such a match. Bastard.

if, I was a bit shocked at DC, drafting a low-risk player that fills a need, how unlike Danny.

At least we drafted a large man to play d-line. We haven't stopped the run since the Reagan administration.