I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
fun with captions
I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. here is my handle..."
"If I wasn't president? I always dreamed of being a mime."
So, is he supposed to be Spanky or Alfalfa? Tag, you're it. Salut,Marjorie
(thought bubble) "Ah hates freeze tag! Somebody best come untag me quick-like, else they's losin' they's job!"
Lame duck, duck, duck!Goose!"Can I go play with my Wii, now?"
Please tap dance your way out of office already! And I mean literally. We're already expecting metaphorically.
"....and if I lean to my right my sphincter loosens and the hemorrhoid doesn't bother me."
Heh heh, you guys are great!
"I remember a looooonnng time ago, when I had better poll numbers..."
youre getting sleepy......
This is what a total idiot looks like when he thinks or attempts to think.
Please don't interrupt while I'm "uploading" information to the superior alien race waiting just on the dark side of the moon for my go ahead to come down and TAKE OVER THE PLANET!(this last part said in his best imitation of Megatron's voice).
"Daddy says I have to go to Paraguay when I'm not president any more. But I don't wanna go to Paraguay! I wanna stay in Crawford and cut brush and ride my tricycle."
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